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37. He's busy stealing trillions of dollars to pay off minority voters
Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:35 PM
Nov 2012

I overhead this and other equally nutty accusations at a local diner this morning as right wingers came in and spouted off their nonsense while my husband and I struggled to restrain breaking into giddy laughter after celebrating most of the night.

Seriously, what will these people do when none of this stuff happens? gateley Nov 2012 #1
I think they thrive on the "fear of....." more than anything. barnabas63 Nov 2012 #5
Sick and crazy! Yes, I know some Repubs who don't trust ANYONE, and think there's codjh9 Nov 2012 #27
Maybe too many chemicals in the house cleaning closet? Coyotl Nov 2012 #55
Wasn't there some sort of study published in the last few years that said there's gkhouston Nov 2012 #92
Case in Point: Beck's Conspiracy theories-has even ONE come true? ErikJ Nov 2012 #53
I guess they still got 12/21/12 to look forward to lefthandedlefty Nov 2012 #65
Prep for 12/21/12 Mad-in-Mo Nov 2012 #83
Is that before or after he enslaves all the white people??? barnabas63 Nov 2012 #2
He's so diabolical, his evil plan will somehow do it all in one fatal swoop! Iris Nov 2012 #36
Damn! That is something! barnabas63 Nov 2012 #41
It's right after he forces us all to convert to Islam, but before he enslaves the white people... Moonwalk Nov 2012 #70
LOL ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #3
Just hope he does dishes Coyotl Nov 2012 #63
Loved that one, too ... 1StrongBlackMan Nov 2012 #87
Can you tell me Mojo2 Nov 2012 #4
Naw, you don't want their shit vlyons Nov 2012 #81
I can't hear you....I think there's a black helicopter outside.... FSogol Nov 2012 #6
FSogol Diclotican Nov 2012 #76
actually tell you sister that agenda changed. and by the way, mention that we one by a mandate still_one Nov 2012 #7
Those people are just about that crazy. I'll never understand where, or why, they come up codjh9 Nov 2012 #8
The UN can't even order lunch without US approval arcane1 Nov 2012 #15
They are still passing along mid-Fifties, red-baiting memes in parts of America. Coyotl Nov 2012 #61
Good! calico1 Nov 2012 #9
+1 faithfulcitizen Nov 2012 #25
She stands united with the uninformed ffr Nov 2012 #10
just think how close we came to having people like her be happy last night renate Nov 2012 #33
Every time I watch this video GallopingGhost Nov 2012 #47
That crazy white-haired skeleton scares me...but not 1/2 as much as the world scares her! Moostache Nov 2012 #62
Good grief... Mockingjay Nov 2012 #79
And here I thought having migraines hurt. Dem2theMax Nov 2012 #90
Lol mzteaze Nov 2012 #11
Also they will be replacing your Bible with the Koran, did you hear about that? Lex Nov 2012 #12
The timetable: it was supposed to happen in 2009, when they started this paranoid fantasy. arcane1 Nov 2012 #13
No, it was supposed to happen in 1997 or 1998 JHB Nov 2012 #24
looks a lot like Facebook! LOL! faithfulcitizen Nov 2012 #14
Is sister in law Michelle Bachman? Tutonic Nov 2012 #16
I hope I get a good one DrToast Nov 2012 #17
Fear, ignorance, & racism are a dangerous combination... malexand Nov 2012 #18
If Rmoney had won, they would be taking all our gay people and forcing us to marry our guns, nfm central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #19
LMFAO n/t GallopingGhost Nov 2012 #44
Well, I would insist on one with a long barrel ejbr Nov 2012 #50
And she is QUALIFIED to vote??? Filibuster Harry Nov 2012 #20
It'll happen in 1998. So I was assured in 1996, after the Democratic president won... JHB Nov 2012 #21
That would make no sense in forcing anyone to marry LiberalFighter Nov 2012 #22
Sounds fun Drale Nov 2012 #23
I don't have any guns, so I will have to see of I can get two gay spouses instead or perhaps beac Nov 2012 #29
I don't have any guns either. SheilaT Nov 2012 #60
Freak her out - agree with her! Zoeisright Nov 2012 #26
Tell her that you received an email from Obama after the victory, it said Dem2TheCore Nov 2012 #28
I would tell her I got a catalog of suitable calico1 Nov 2012 #31
So she'll get binders full of women to choose from? JHB Nov 2012 #51
Yes, and binders full of men for her hubby. n/t calico1 Nov 2012 #77
Actually, better to tell the Berlin Expat Nov 2012 #58
Will there be falafel and baklava? Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #71
Damn Funny donqpublic Nov 2012 #30
They get phased in VWolf Nov 2012 #32
That is some serious paranoid delusion...LOL and-justice-for-all Nov 2012 #34
She forgot to mention the monthly mandatory abortions. temporary311 Nov 2012 #35
He's busy stealing trillions of dollars to pay off minority voters wishlist Nov 2012 #37
don't forget these important things that will happen, too NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #38
Good! ejbr Nov 2012 #39
Oh I don't know about that... calico1 Nov 2012 #42
If my mother can't do that ejbr Nov 2012 #46
A small part of the right's "Six most paranoid fears for Obama’s second term" pampango Nov 2012 #40
So am I Gay or is my husband Gay? ismnotwasm Nov 2012 #43
We will always have the teabag/republican party workinclasszero Nov 2012 #45
Please place your in-law's unedited post here. I'd like to read it. BlueDemKev Nov 2012 #48
LOL lillypaddle Nov 2012 #49
You just tell her pnwmom Nov 2012 #52
You know all those Sandinistas that were en route in the 1980s under Reagan Coyotl Nov 2012 #54
You mean Sandinistas? Janecita Nov 2012 #73
I guess that needs an edit, or Coyotl Nov 2012 #84
So true;-) Janecita Nov 2012 #86
Welcome to DU Coyotl Nov 2012 #88
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious amuse bouche Nov 2012 #56
Be sure to thank her for all those senate seats KevTucky Nov 2012 #57
That will happen shortly after Obama confiscates all our guns & opens up FEMA re-education camps catbyte Nov 2012 #59
Delete...wrong place to respond. Contrary1 Nov 2012 #64
Do we get to pick who we get gay married to? Or are we going to be on a lottery system? Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #66
I sure hope my new gay bride knows how to cook. I stink at it. TahitiNut Nov 2012 #67
I was thinking the same thing Debau2005 Nov 2012 #78
Well, beggars can't be choosers, so I'll take what I can get. TahitiNut Nov 2012 #80
i eagerly await pansypoo53219 Nov 2012 #68
Teabagging acquaintance on FB says she's going to have to learn Chinese Bossy Monkey Nov 2012 #69
Obama will defend the right oldbanjo Nov 2012 #72
Lol Caeser67 Nov 2012 #74
But Bachmann married a gay - so doesn't that make it okay Smilo Nov 2012 #75
Clinton was supposed to take the guns away in 1993 NICO9000 Nov 2012 #82
lol lol...that made me laugh out loud...n/t onecent Nov 2012 #85
He's already had 4 years to do this. Ilsa Nov 2012 #89
don't forget he pal's around with terrorists Tribetime Nov 2012 #91
Don't forget the War on Christmas is just launching too Blue Owl Nov 2012 #93
This made me burst out laughing Aerows Nov 2012 #94
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