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hootinholler

(26,449 posts)
18. Seriously?
Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:15 PM
Jun 2016

Late afternoon, or early evening the night before, eat a big tub of theater popcorn, extra butter, then an hour or two later Hit a local watering hole and slam the first two Cuba Libres. If you like the pickled sausages behind the bar, then by all means indulge in a couple.

After a night of drinking Cuba Libre with lots of Libre, if you get my drift stop for "midrats" at 2 from an all night Taco Bell, or anything that needs microwaved in the prepared food case at a 7-11. For some reason the rum builds fierce aromatics as it's passed through. 600mg of Ibuprofen before bed.

For breakfast, coffee while you cook a half a dozen eggs, scrambled with some goat cheese and salsa washed down with a quart of whole milk. Should leave a sulfur note on top of the Rum aromatics. Oh, and more coffee, you're gonna need it to combat the hangover

Being submarine qualified, I know a thing or two about farts.

ETA: OH! Happy Father's Day! I find the subject of farts to be apropos.

Tick tock, tick tock ... less than 18 hours to go n/t SFnomad Jun 2016 #1
thank god obamanut2012 Jun 2016 #3
We can no longer make fun of silly things on DU? Fumesucker Jun 2016 #4
Sure we can make fun of silly things on DU .... Donald tRump n/t SFnomad Jun 2016 #8
I laughed too swhisper1 Jun 2016 #2
It seems like a fundamental question for a fart-in Fumesucker Jun 2016 #6
perfect topic for your name swhisper1 Jun 2016 #9
When you can snatch the pebble while holding your nose with both hands, grasshopper Fumesucker Jun 2016 #11
Oh, deep fried oysters with a Brussels Sprout dip. Icy cold Heineken to wash it down. In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #5
Now I know how you got your name Fumesucker Jun 2016 #7
I have never tried to light one. In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #14
If you're really brave, this would be better than cow tipping! hootinholler Jun 2016 #20
Sounds like a whole bunch of sour grapes causes farting n/t SFnomad Jun 2016 #10
Sounds like something a bunch of 9-year-olds cooked up. n/t GoCubsGo Jun 2016 #12
White Castle Burgers. NorthCarolina Jun 2016 #13
You can buy them frozen in most BJ's Clubs. In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #16
Had them, but NorthCarolina Jun 2016 #19
Boiled eggs. Better yet, pickled eggs. QC Jun 2016 #15
This is for real? MFM008 Jun 2016 #17
You know as much as I do Fumesucker Jun 2016 #23
Seriously? hootinholler Jun 2016 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author geek tragedy Jun 2016 #21
Hope it won't be held indoors. senz Jun 2016 #22
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