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rosesaylavee

(12,126 posts) Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:09 PM Oct 2012

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A Joke going around on the Internet today... [View all]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.

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A Joke going around on the Internet today... [View all] rosesaylavee Oct 2012 OP

Perfect! The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #1

Almost... Hissyspit Oct 2012 #11

With a cherry on top. The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #13

Great! ashling Oct 2012 #2

I bet Big Bird started it. NV Whino Oct 2012 #3

Love it!!!!!nt Tumbulu Oct 2012 #7

Love it! NT fugop Oct 2012 #4

That's the spirit. pamela Oct 2012 #5

Ummm, Romney rebuke Oct 2012 #52

Lol! Indpndnt Oct 2012 #6

Thanks, needed that! n/t cynannmarie Oct 2012 #8

Funny and damning. IMO, political barbs wrapped in jokes are deadly, because they'll spread so much gkhouston Oct 2012 #9

Love it and have already forwarded it! n/t beac Oct 2012 #10

Love it! highplainsdem Oct 2012 #12

Funny erpowers Oct 2012 #14

Genius! nt jade3000 Oct 2012 #15

my colleague said today, Mitt is like a Ken doll, he wears whatever clothes you put on him Justice Oct 2012 #16

Good one! n/t montana_hazeleyes Oct 2012 #26

thank god allinthegame Oct 2012 #17

Welcome to the DU! littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #34

Good One! n/t karmaqueen Oct 2012 #18

Thom Hartmann just mentioned this post on DU on his radio/tv show aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #19

Thom is a member and good friend of our DU community. nm rhett o rick Oct 2012 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Oct 2012 #50

Awesome! My 15 minutes! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #24

Thom Hartmann - Hire me, I got a million of 'em rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Oct 2012 #51

Got the premise of the joke.. Panasonic Oct 2012 #21

that's where i was going too! nt mrs_p Oct 2012 #22

Aww! freshwest Oct 2012 #23

Answer: The guy who took second place to ... the envelope please ... Coyotl Oct 2012 #27

... rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #28

Memes can change the world!!! BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #29

Yes MEMES Can! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #30

k&r. That's quite funny. n/t Laelth Oct 2012 #31

LOLOL!!! icymist Oct 2012 #32

He's the mofo that Cha Oct 2012 #33

I loved it! hrmjustin Oct 2012 #35

Heh! Kurovski Oct 2012 #36

I'm famous now but look, I will still wave back to my friends rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #41

I'm waving again so everyone thinks I have value! Kurovski Oct 2012 #47

I'm gonna go check the phonebook to see if I am listed too rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #48

n/t josh3693 Oct 2012 #37

LOL! This joke needs pictures! Rhiannon12866 Oct 2012 #38

YES! Perfect! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #42

"The mask" Kurovski Oct 2012 #49

Goodness, he does look like Richard Nixon! juajen Oct 2012 #44

Who the hell is Mitt Romney? Peaceful Protester Oct 2012 #39

Great for Facebook! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #43

ha outsideworld Oct 2012 #40

Love it!!!! Initech Oct 2012 #45

K&R Tarheel_Dem Oct 2012 #46