Atheists & Agnostics

beam me up scottie

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9. Welcome to DU and our Evil Atheist club!

Tue Apr 25, 2017, 06:30 PM

Apr 2017

Don't forget to check out the Atheist Bible signed by our Atheist Pope and review our commandments located in your membership packet you received from home office. Your secret decoder ring and complimentary baby jerky* will arrive in the mail shortly. In the meantime help yourself to some free appetizers. Oh and Happy Hour is 24 hours a day here.

* Disclaimer: this is satire, I've been instructed to inform you that atheists don't really eat babies. That's our story and we're sticking to it.

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What a great looking group. [View all] Volstagg Apr 2017 OP

Welcome to DU. elleng Apr 2017 #1

Hi, welcome to the group Heddi Apr 2017 #2

Do I have to bring it prepared Volstagg Apr 2017 #4

You know what, you can do whatever makes you comfortable Heddi Apr 2017 #6

One of my favorite threads.. LakeArenal Apr 2017 #3

Welcome Volstagg! trotsky Apr 2017 #5

Welcome to the group! Lordquinton Apr 2017 #7

Welcome mountain grammy Apr 2017 #8

Welcome to DU and our Evil Atheist club! beam me up scottie Apr 2017 #9

And don't forget to bring a rubber chicken to the meetings! progressoid Apr 2017 #12

Yes! Rubber chickens are mandatory. beam me up scottie May 2017 #13

welcome aboard... NeoGreen Apr 2017 #10

Vilkomin. Iggo Apr 2017 #11

Welcome to A&A OriginalGeek May 2017 #14