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1. That explains it!
Wed Dec 6, 2023, 07:53 AM
Dec 2023

My official "CVS" scales suggest that the heavy atoms which compose my influence on space time tend to fluctuate in concert with my consumption and retainage of unspent calories. Furthermore, the greater the quanta, the greater the fluctuations. Armed with that evidence, I propose that black holes are the universe's "crash" diet and dark matter the consequence of midnight snacking which approached light speed, only with less exercise, like bending space all the time. This is true both inside and outside the box which the cat left because of all the disturbance to his quantum sleeping. Science is hard.

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