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truebrit71

(20,805 posts)
2. Schedule a vacation, because apparently he's really, really, REALLY busy...
Wed May 27, 2015, 04:19 PM
May 2015

..unlike that god bloke who can't even be bothered to show up...well...not counting on toast of course...

Hire better PR people... -eom gcomeau May 2015 #1
Schedule a vacation, because apparently he's really, really, REALLY busy... truebrit71 May 2015 #2
Keep doing what pisses god off. trotsky May 2015 #3
Learn Dick Cheney's whereabouts MissDeeds May 2015 #4
Change my name to Dick Cheney TheCowsCameHome May 2015 #5
Write better music. Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #6
If I was an evil devil I would... LostOne4Ever May 2015 #7
If you can't say something good about someone Fumesucker May 2015 #13
well played Lordquinton May 2015 #17
1. kill god. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #8
If I were the devil, I wouldn't exist. AtheistCrusader May 2015 #9
Make the mets opponents lose their games. hrmjustin May 2015 #10
Vote Republican. xfundy May 2015 #11
I would go up against ISIS. Curmudgeoness May 2015 #12
Encourage religiosity DavidDvorkin May 2015 #14
Share all the knowledge. Iggo May 2015 #15
all of it Lordquinton May 2015 #16
Yes. beam me up scottie May 2015 #18
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