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Maine-ah

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Thu Apr 12, 2012, 05:58 PM Apr 2012

Celibacy [View all]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Hank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Hank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Hank's life of celibacy.

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Celibacy [View all] Maine-ah Apr 2012 OP
Led down the garden path, I was! CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2012 #1
ha fellow23 Apr 2012 #2
Hello bigwillq Jun 2012 #6
Celibacy wouldn't be a bad way to go if it wasn't for the no sex thing............. firenewt Jun 2012 #3
ok - I laughed out loud at that DrDan Jun 2012 #4
Lmao!!! hrmjustin Jun 2012 #5
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