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red dog 1

(27,771 posts)
Wed Apr 15, 2020, 08:57 PM Apr 2020

Do you have a favorite Trump joke? [View all]

I love the one called "Ghosts in the White House"...but my favorite short one is this one:


Q) Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
A) Because he saw a 13-year-old girl hitchhiking on the other side.

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melania was a "model" lol, that always gets me ROFL nt msongs Apr 2020 #1
She can use 5 different languages to say... MarianJack Apr 2020 #3
What is ghosts in the White House? MarianJack Apr 2020 #2
Trump, Angela Merkel and a little boy are on a plane. The plane has applegrove Apr 2020 #4
What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #5
lol nt msongs Apr 2020 #12
Good one! red dog 1 Apr 2020 #14
This message was self-deleted by its author Atticus Apr 2020 #6
Ghosts in the White House is about the deceased presidents who visit him jmowreader Apr 2020 #7
Well, I guess I won't tell that joke now. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #15
Donald Jr and Eric. LakeArenal Apr 2020 #8
You win 😊 Tribetime Apr 2020 #10
Trump got crushed by a 2000 pound piano Tribetime Apr 2020 #9
"What do you do for a living?" The young lady was asked jmowreader Apr 2020 #11
Breaking news! Triple crown winner, Justify, will not accept Donald Trump's invitation to be Karadeniz Apr 2020 #13
Yep, that one's in the top tier! Martin Eden Apr 2020 #26
Why won't the Republicans ever impeach Trump? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #16
What happens when Trump takes Viagra? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #17
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #18
Wanna' hear a racist joke? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #19
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a horse's ass? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #20
It's understandable that Donald Trump doesn't like immigrants, red dog 1 Apr 2020 #21
What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #22
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #23
Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #24
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Martin Eden Apr 2020 #25
What's the difference between Trump and a sewage treatment plant? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #27
Donald Trump is the weak man's version of a strong man. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #28
Donald Trump likes to sue people. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #29
Why are Trump's ties so long? red dog 1 May 2020 #30
What is orange, bald, and smells like poo? red dog 1 May 2020 #31
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? red dog 1 May 2020 #32
On the Coronavirus red dog 1 May 2020 #33
You know why Trump loves holding his hate rallies? red dog 1 May 2020 #34
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? red dog 1 May 2020 #35
Why did Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? red dog 1 May 2020 #36
Trump is a multi-faceted guy! red dog 1 May 2020 #37
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? red dog 1 May 2020 #38
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm? red dog 1 May 2020 #39
TRUMP 2020 red dog 1 May 2020 #40
Trump was once asked if he was excited about Black Friday. red dog 1 May 2020 #41
Not my favorite Trump joke, but red dog 1 May 2020 #42
Trump got a draft deferment for bone spurs and Inner-Rectum Cranial Inversion, red dog 1 May 2020 #43
Trump is going too far! red dog 1 May 2020 #44
"Say, here's an idea! red dog 1 May 2020 #45
I'm waiting to see if anyone chooses to post "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 May 2020 #46
John Fugelsang quote on Trump: red dog 1 May 2020 #47
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a turkey? red dog 1 May 2020 #48
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a steamy pile of fresh dog shit? red dog 1 May 2020 #49
Donald Trump has all the charm of a turd that won't flush! red dog 1 May 2020 #50
From now on, all Christians who support Donald Trump will be known as Bible Trumpers. red dog 1 Jun 2020 #51
Not a joke per se, but... Gamutman Jun 2020 #52
That's terrific! Thanks so much for sharing! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2020 #53
My favorite Trump joke is called "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 Jun 2020 #54
"Bunker Boy" suggested that injecting bleach into the body might cure Coronavirus, red dog 1 Jun 2020 #55
Parade ProcureTheReceptacle Jul 2020 #56
Comrade Comarade JustFiveMoreMinutes Jul 2020 #57
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baboon's ass? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #58
Q) What does Trump have beside money? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #59
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #60
Donald Trump is so dumb, the other day he fell UP a flight of stairs! red dog 1 Jul 2020 #61
Spanky is so dumb, he thought Ertha Kitt was a set of graden tools. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #62
Trump is so dumb he thinks an innuendo is a suppository. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #63
Trump is so dumb, he once called a cigar store to ask: "Do you have Prince Al Hirt in a can?" red dog 1 Jul 2020 #64
Trump is so dumb he thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #65
Trump is so dumb he installed a peephole in a glass door. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #66
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