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11. It's one of my favorites along with:

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 11:41 AM

Dec 2011

Mother gives son two shirts for Christmas. The next day he visits wearing one of them. Mother starts to cry. "So you did not like the other one!"

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No humour group is complete without lightbulbs. [View all] TheMadMonk Dec 2011 OP

How many Dull People does it take to screw in a light bulb? FSogol Dec 2011 #1

How many drug and alcohol counselors does it take to change a light bulb? customerserviceguy Dec 2011 #2

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? meow2u3 Dec 2011 #3

I love you guys. all 4 posters. robinlynne Dec 2011 #4

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2011 #5

How many Dell Tech Support people does it take to change a lightbulb? Morning Dew Dec 2011 #6

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? icymist Dec 2011 #7

Or alternatively... Euromutt Dec 2011 #9

But they wont fit anywhere! icymist Dec 2011 #12

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Euromutt Dec 2011 #8

LOL, dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #13

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Euromutt Dec 2011 #10

It's one of my favorites along with: Mira Dec 2011 #11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wyldwolf Jan 2012 #14

How many freepers does it take to change a lightbulb? 47of74 Jan 2012 #15

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Scuba Jan 2012 #16

How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb? benld74 Jan 2012 #18

How many contractors does it take to change a light bulb? dixiegrrrrl Feb 2012 #19

my favorite: How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb? dixiegrrrrl Feb 2012 #20

Why enO of course! HA forgot about that eno! benld74 Feb 2012 #22

Screwing in a light bulb hobbit709 Feb 2012 #21

My favorite: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Mac1949 Feb 2012 #23

Dogs don't have masters, dogs have family. ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #24

Cackling all the way through! n/t Mira Feb 2012 #27

How many DUers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Chiyo-chichi Feb 2012 #25

+1 Scuba Feb 2012 #26

Good one! n/t Mira Feb 2012 #28