Friend of mine just wrecked this [View all]
Alright watch what youre doin
cause hes about to ruin
the image of the style that youre used to.
He looks funny, see
to the whole world he cant possibly be
Now gather round
Hes the new fool in town
and Hes a clown.
Put him down in the underground.
He eats up all the pride that he got in himself
so just let me introduce this elf.
His name is Trump D, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how he likes to hump thee.
And all the Repubs in the top ten how the hell did he bump thee.
His hands are small, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
hes gonna fall when the clear eyed dump he.
He is a crime
A cheating flunky
Hes plump see, hes like oatmeal lumpy.
Hes a dim wit. Straight English lacked
He always sound ridiculous
Hell beat up on his backers
and you stick with this?
Hey, yo fat cats, really?
arent you sick of this?
Yeah he called girls fat
Said he likes them skinny.
Never stopped him from grabbing p#ssy
Hes a freak
He likes the girls with the boom
He peaked in on a Ms USA dressing room.
Hes crazy
Never ceases to amaze me.
Says women are ugly and it just dont faze thee
He still has a fightin chance
and even got his own dance
The Trumpty Dance
take a glance and boo the TRUMP
Boo the Trumpty Trump