Besides, running out on a diner check would only be a class 3 or 4 misdemeanor, not a felony

But I can understand either approach.

Heck, Don Knotts made a very successful career out of pretending to be clueless and "less than brave" for decades.

Or possibly, English might not be your native language and you struggle to grasp meanings in context.

But if you truly feel threatened by posts here, you need to 1. alert on the post or go to ATA or 2. let Skinner know how fearful you are.

Or 3. do what the other whiny gun control fans do and put everyone that you disagree with on ignore. The equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears online and going "LA LA LA" really loud.

In the meantime, we don't need another frequent vacationing weasel with more than 6+ hides under the amnesty to tell us what DU is and isn't.

Hell, you can't even stay on Discussionist without getting booted and that takes some real, prime idiocy to get kicked off of.