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Response to BigmanPigman (Original post)

Sat Oct 24, 2020, 07:30 PM

3. My take from highly credible to incredible

1. Barron (yes, I'm going there). He has that vacant stare that makes me suspect that he has a mild degree of autism. I've taught autistic kids. I know that "look". I find it's highly possible that his individual case of autism includes certain triggers that induce a rapid rise of great frustration. I find it very credible that this kid had something set him off and he threw his food.

2. Don Jr. Of course he hates his father. Wouldn't you. First, DJ Sr. didn't want to name his firstborn after him in case he "might be a loser." Next, DJ Sr. severely embarrassed his wife and children by publicly going around with Marla Maples. After the divorce, Sr. demanded custody of Jr. and Mrs. Sr. provided said son. Jr. was returned to Mrs. Sr. 10 minutes later. Next, Jr. didn't speak to Sr. for a year after the divorce. Next, in college, Sr. went to Jr.'s dorm room to pick him up to go to a baseball game. Jr. wasn't dressed in a suit and a tie. Sr. knocked him down in front of the dorm and told him to change. Jr. spent a year after college as a bartender, thousands of miles away from NYC and "Dad". Fast Forward: Jr. got married and had five children of his own. Sr. grumbled "Why does he have to have so many kids?" So, yeah. Donnie hates Donald.

3. Eric. Take a look at a series of the metamorphosis of Eric. From teeth to plastic surgery to going to a proper barber. Do you really believe Miss Universe would do Eric anywhere, let alone on the conference room table?

4. Finally, The Princess Ivanka. Not buying it. While it's feasible that between her father and Jared, sex generally doesn't make her heart beat faster, do you even find it entertaining to consider Ivanka's a "low level lesbian"? (BTW, what's THAT supposed to mean? There are still rumors that Whitney Houston was a lesbian. And does that make a difference at all?) Plus, she went through all that training to convert to Orthodox Judaism to marry Jared. That's asking an awful lot from a "low level lesbian."

So, #s 1 & 2 are credible. #s 3 & 4, not so much. I think Aubrey embellished and included the last two to punch up her story.

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