Silence before the conccert

[alfredo]

4. I think the Viola section is plotting a raid on the Violin sections.

The Violin section wants to take that piccolo and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

The Bassoon section is practicing their selection of rude body sounds, and the cellist are trying to teach the back row violist how to emote.

Of course the Oboe section is obsessing over its reeds.

The Timpani loves to watch the woodwinds flinch when he cuts loose.

The Harpist is alternately flipping her long blond hair and retuning every time someone somewhere opens a door somewhere in the concert hall.

The Brass lives with the knowledge that they can deafen anyone within 20 yards.

Of course the Bass section is outback taking bong hits.

And for the twentieth time, the conductor checks to see if his fly is up and bow tie is straight.