Who is getting Iphone 8 as soon as it comes out?

[Eliot Rosewater]

8. No, they offered to get me a new battery.

My local place warned me that 25% of the time it breaks when they replace the battery and they would send it to Apple and I would be out of a phone for a week.

But the battery probably isnt it, it is fine, it is the interpretation of it's balance remaining that is goofy

I did a complete reinstall, wiped it, because they said it was a software problem, that did nothing other than make me spend hours doing everything getting it back to where it was.

And no, I am not in the warranty period, the replacement they offered was because I talked them into it. I am afraid to be without my phone and pretty sure battery isnt the problem.

In fact one of the places i took it to put in a different battery and it did same thing while we watched