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Sounds like you just need some... PoliticAverse Apr 2012 #1
Is there something in the body of your post? My anti-virus program Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #12
Yes... PoliticAverse Apr 2012 #19
I found it! Sooo cute! Wow, was that old or what? (hmmmm, if the shoe fits me.....) Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #25
Grasshopper walks into a bar, asks for a beer. NYC_SKP Apr 2012 #2
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A "grasshopper" is a drink containing creme de menthe and I don't know what else. n/t gkhouston Apr 2012 #6
I know! I love 'em. Green creme de menthe, white creme de cocoa, milk or cream. Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #11
LOL! elleng Apr 2012 #7
Okay, that DID make me laugh. LOL. nt Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #8
Asian guy tells anti semitic joke about penis size database Apr 2012 #4
Stay classy database siligut Apr 2012 #22
A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar. Aristus Apr 2012 #5
Okay, that's seriously funny. Gave me a laugh & a smile. nt Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #10
Good. I'm glad. Aristus Apr 2012 #14
What's the difference between a seamstress and a coloratura soprano? gkhouston Apr 2012 #9
I don't get that one. Have to know something about professional singing? nt Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #13
Coloraturas tend to be divas and sing very ornamented phrases because their voices are agile. gkhouston Apr 2012 #15
Ohhhh. I learned something today. Thanks. nt Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #17
What's the difference between a terrorist and a diva? sarge43 Apr 2012 #20
Bwah! gkhouston Apr 2012 #21
Here are a few. elleng Apr 2012 #16
Ventriloquist without a dummy SwissTony Apr 2012 #18
Hilarious! siligut Apr 2012 #23
A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #24
Okay....okay....really funny! Honeycombe8 Apr 2012 #26
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