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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:31 AM

16. Batshit gets the cool name

"guano." Doesn't sound so bad that way.

Bear shit gets the label "scat." Also a nice euphemism.


That reminds me of an old joke:

A bear is taking a shit in the woods one day and it's messy. A rabbit hops along and notices things aren't going well.

"What's wrong?" the rabbit asks the struggling bear.

"Do you ever have shit stick to your fur? Happens to me all the time," the bear says.

"Nope, that's never a problem for me," the rabbit replies.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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