To the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the North: Happy Canadeh? [View all]

[Night Watchman]

Yes, I know it's really named Canada Day. And yes, I know you don't end every sentence with "eh", but come on! You've got universal healthcare, gun laws that are actually sane, and a political system that's actually capable of getting shit done. Ya gotta give us some leeway!

On a personal note, I want to thank you for inventing hockey, my favorite sport. I also thank you for William Shatner, Jim Carrey, Dan Ackroyd, Martin Short, and the late, great John Candy.

BUT

In the sweet Blessed name of Cernunnos, take back Justin Bieber and Celine Dion!!!