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Spitfire of ATJ

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Thu Jan 15, 2015, 02:14 PM
Jan 2015


(Someone had to do it.)
holding an aspirin between your knees would prevent sex. She liked Ann Landers. uppityperson Jan 2015 #1
hahaha, that originated with Ann Landors? KMOD Jan 2015 #2
From my Mother-in-law, sound advice she says she received from her mother... Brother Buzz Jan 2015 #3
The handful of times they gave me cough syrup: Suich Jan 2015 #4
My mom told us that if you took a picture of the TV it would explode underpants Jan 2015 #6
my parents were comparative shoppers olddots Jan 2015 #5
My uncle told me not to go into "computers" as they had no future. This in 1976. Scuba Jan 2015 #7
"The sooner you go to bed, the sooner morning will come" cyberswede Jan 2015 #8
My mom would say--"It's eight twenty, that's almost nine and that's almost ten-so go to bed." panader0 Jan 2015 #10
LOL - I should try that with my 12 y.o. cyberswede Jan 2015 #11
My dad would try to inspire me by saying: panader0 Jan 2015 #9
There was one thing that my father proposed to me, that got me really mad at him. Xyzse Jan 2015 #12
Always make sure you have change for the pay phone. In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #13
ah yes, i heard those expressions too! n/t orleans Jan 2015 #21
My father urged me to be a workaholic and pursue a career high in status and income Populist_Prole Jan 2015 #14
... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #15
Get back from the television, you will ruin your eyes! benld74 Jan 2015 #16
Wow...I'd forgotten all about that! Suich Jan 2015 #18
My "choose life" anti-abortion Catholic heretic sex education birth control promoting mom... hunter Jan 2015 #17
Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident Major Nikon Jan 2015 #19
LOL! (and i like your dad's comment about the "scab" beer!) n/t orleans Jan 2015 #22
My mom found a partial six-pack of Coors in my closet Major Nikon Jan 2015 #20
one of the most repeated pieces of advice from my mom: orleans Jan 2015 #23
i got a lot of the "that" too. n/t orleans Jan 2015 #24
From my dad: Never volunteer. femmocrat Jan 2015 #25
Dad told us we had to be quiet madamesilverspurs Jan 2015 #26
Mom's Dating Advice: Scruffy Rumbler Jan 2015 #27
My Father may have offered funny advice but my mother never said a funny mackerel Jan 2015 #28
"You can run a car without gas, but you can't run it without oil..." ms liberty Jan 2015 #29
Here's a real original: "Go soak your head in a bucket of water" DebJ Jan 2015 #30
Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk. DamnYankeeInHouston Jan 2015 #31
My mother was terrified one of her daughters would end up pregnant ... betsuni Jan 2015 #32
In my case kissing has always lead to fucking .... mackerel Jan 2015 #33
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