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7. I am posting this in the Cooking & Baking Group so they can laugh at you.

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Thu Jan 9, 2014, 07:47 PM

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Wife and Daughter are furious. I tried to cook a grilled cheese sandwich... [View all] Demo_Chris Jan 2014 OP

rofl, please dont boil water. loli phabay Jan 2014 #1

And this is why God doesn't trust men with birthing children. n/t Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2014 #2

OK, that's funny. TreasonousBastard Jan 2014 #3

Note, apparently I was also not supposed to use the steel spatula in the teflon pan. WTF. Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #4

OR the plastic spatula on the stainless steel pan angstlessk Jan 2014 #6

Where was the cheese in all this debacle? angstlessk Jan 2014 #5

I never did get it to melt. My daughter did. Not sure how. nt Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #8

I am posting this in the Cooking & Baking Group so they can laugh at you. rug Jan 2014 #7

Too bad you can't search recipes and have them magically appear on sum kinda screen or sumthin' pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #9

This GIF was made for this thread... Locut0s Jan 2014 #10

That's almost exactly what happened! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #11

Men always think HIGH is the best way to cook quick angstlessk Jan 2014 #19

Only cowards cook on low libodem Jan 2014 #64

That's why I teach the men in my life how to reheat my cooking. In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #12

is it something like azurnoir Jan 2014 #20

Use a cast iron pan, butter and a metal spatula. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #13

You are NOT allowed in my kitchen. :) nt TeamPooka Jan 2014 #14

1. Use MEDIUM heat. 2. Use BUTTER! And not much. trof Jan 2014 #15

I don't have Teflon, but stainless steel can take marzipanni Jan 2014 #16

37 People Who Are Worse At Cooking Than You rug Jan 2014 #17

those are great! Beaverhausen Jan 2014 #39

I used to do stuff like this in my late teens/early 20s LiberalEsto Jan 2014 #61

Actually this guy was doing it ok Xyzse Jan 2014 #63

I'd try the smore cookies. Incitatus Jan 2014 #66

What you need is the PSUEDO grilled cheese sandwich SkatmanRoth Jan 2014 #18

gotcha! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #21

You can use a teflon pan TBF Jan 2014 #22

Okay, I will try this tomorrow and surpise them with my success! Thanks! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #23

Another trick - use sourdough bread TBF Jan 2014 #25

I use mayo instead of butter the outside. just an idea KG Jan 2014 #27

Ew? Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #29

TBF's way is exactly how I do it. gvstn Jan 2014 #35

I still have some cheese slices so I need to go with those. :) Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #37

That's the wrong way too...I make the best grilled cheese, and my wife admits it LOL snooper2 Jan 2014 #56

Thanks! I had no idea the grilled cheese was so complicated. Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #57

One other tip, try not to "smash" the bread when buttering it snooper2 Jan 2014 #58

Exactly this way. Lots of butter, heat not too high. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #42

That sounds like a really sneaky way to get out of ever having to cook. pnwmom Jan 2014 #24

You might think that... Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #28

Have you seen this? 37 people who are worse at cooking than you. pnwmom Jan 2014 #31

Yeah, funny stuff there! :) Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #33

Kind of like the attempt to do laundry sharp_stick Jan 2014 #65

Or you could always put something rayon or silk in the dryer. pnwmom Jan 2014 #67

non-stick today, non-stick tomorrow, non-stick forevah! KG Jan 2014 #26

Next time, use an electric toaster turned on its side Kaleva Jan 2014 #30

I like the way your mind works! nt Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #32

Or go outside and barbecue your cheese sandwich. pnwmom Jan 2014 #34

I do, so long as there is meat in there as well! Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #36

That idea was in the Household Hints group Kaleva Jan 2014 #41

A George Foreman grill works quite well, too. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #44

butter two slices of bread grasswire Jan 2014 #38

Thanks. :) Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #40

Try mayonaise in place of butter... Earth_First Jan 2014 #43

Do you have a blowtorch? Major Nikon Jan 2014 #45

Thanks. I laughed until the tears rolled down my cheeks. DebJ Jan 2014 #46

Make a Grilled Cheese with an iron IcyPeas Jan 2014 #47

You'd trust this guy with an iron? pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #48

You should see what Niles did with an iron pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #49

The funniest television ever recorded. nt Demo_Chris Jan 2014 #50

I was just about to post that Blue_Tires Jan 2014 #74

I'd blame the whole thing on Velveeta. n/t Paper Roses Jan 2014 #51

Velveeta is great for... Enrique Jan 2014 #52

I cheddar to think for what Velveeta may be used *sniff* pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #53

...keeping my bowels loose, and tha's about it Blue_Tires Jan 2014 #73

some cheeses don't melt very well MissMillie Jan 2014 #54

What's the name of your sit-com? lame54 Jan 2014 #55

Fire Department? pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #59

I would laugh, but this is exactly what my husband would do LiberalEsto Jan 2014 #60

OMG... You are now dubbed the burnt Unicorn I've been looking for. Xyzse Jan 2014 #62

No, no, no... you use two cast iron skillets! haele Jan 2014 #68

My secrets: butter both sides of bread. Put in pan on low heat & cover to melt cheese. Then turn up Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #69

Easy grilled cheese: pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #70

OMG. You should meet my nephew-in-law who came with my niece--his then fiancee mnhtnbb Jan 2014 #71

I once had a blackened redfish fire emergency pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #72

I did have my house burn down--not due to kitchen fire--and the smell of smoke in the house mnhtnbb Jan 2014 #75

Everyone knows you're suppose to be the toaster on the side. Baitball Blogger Jan 2014 #76