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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 05:55 PM

26. I was hiking in Hawaii one time

 

The trail led up a creek bed. It was a pleasant sunny afternoon, and I was enjoying the beautiful scenery. I could hear my wife about 50 yards behind me. As I was climbing up the creek bed, I stumbled over what I thought was a coconut. But as I looked back at it, it was ...

[font color='red']A SEVERED HEAD[/font]

I was really freaked. I didn't want to touch it, so I went running back down the creek bed to make sure my wife was OK. I took her back to the spot, but I could never find that head again.

Somebody must have been watching us from behind the forest cover. We high-tailed it out of that area. When we got back to the car, we found the trunk had been broken into, and somebody had scrawled a note on my windshield

"YOU ARE NEXT"

[font size="1"](Well, OK. I made up that bit about the note. But the rest of the story is true. At least I think it was a head. A head that looked like a coconut.)[/font]

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