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RedCloud

(9,230 posts)
16. But I thought, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana!"?
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:53 AM
Sep 2013

Pesky time flies are bothering my clock again.

But, they are happy fruit flies. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #1
This is true.. though, sadly, I'm out of the good stuff. opiate69 Sep 2013 #3
That's OK; how would you feel about fruit flies drinking your Glenlivet? The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #4
Murderous lol opiate69 Sep 2013 #5
Don't worry, they don't drink much. mysuzuki2 Sep 2013 #2
Yeah, but after the two weeks I've had, fuck sharing lol opiate69 Sep 2013 #8
Scoop. Drink. nt onehandle Sep 2013 #6
Damned skippy! opiate69 Sep 2013 #7
Bravo! In_The_Wind Sep 2013 #10
I read this as fruit flies in my crotch.. HipChick Sep 2013 #9
Well.. you know.. I'm just that sweet! I know it's true cause my wife sez so!! opiate69 Sep 2013 #11
I hope it's not Laphroaig. cliffordu Sep 2013 #12
lol.. nope.. almost embarrassed to say.. opiate69 Sep 2013 #13
Damn. That's a tragedy. cliffordu Sep 2013 #14
Lee Valley Tools has friut fly traps that applegrove Sep 2013 #15
It's pretty easy to make your own Major Nikon Sep 2013 #21
But I thought, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana!"? RedCloud Sep 2013 #16
OMG when I first read this I thought it said Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #17
"Spit it oot, ye wee bastards! Spit it oot!" Aristus Sep 2013 #18
!! opiate69 Sep 2013 #19
*SNORT* pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #20
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