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Thu Jun 13, 2013, 01:09 PM

15. Let's do this thing. (Part I)

As Lydia slowly tumbled down the stairs, she flashbacked to when she last saw her brother Stan. He had signed up for the Army, and was shipping out to Kaborgistan, to fight the evil forces of the Baron Boronlover. She had cried mightily that day.

But she had been so moved by devotion to God and country that she decided to join as well. But the Army was full, and Lydia was a kick-ass swimmer. So the Army traded her to the Navy for a second-round pick in next year’s draft.

So she would also end up fighting the evil forces in Kaborgistan, but not side-by-side with her brother, as she had hoped.

And here she was, in the capital building, trying to get past the guards, and find the dastardly Boronlover to put an end to his shitbaggery. But there were too many henchmen afoot, and Lydia and her cohorts were being tossed down the stairs before they could reach the top.

“Run with your legs,” Roger Fishhook always said. Roger was the Dean at the Naval Academy, and he had a knack for stating the obvious. Just like the Dean suggested, Lydia ran up the stairs, using her legs. And every time, she was tossed back down.

On this, her twelfth tumbling, she was starting to lose consciousness. If I lose consciousness, I won’t be able to get past those guards! she thought. And just before passing out, she realized how that was an insight that would have been worthy of the Dean.

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