HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » The DU Lounge (Forum) » Match Game Story: As Lydi... » Reply #6

Response to Rabrrrrrr (Original post)

Tue May 21, 2013, 10:01 AM

6. I think I have a winner.

 

As Lydia slowly tumbled down the stairs, she flashbacked to when she...

thoroughly, completely, utterly and totally, without a doubt, to the best of her abilities, her only abilities some would argue which is why it came to that in order to get a passing grade, abilities now wasted as tumbled toward her demise, just seconds before, facing her decrepit Maurice-Chevalier-loving anal-retentive opposite, devastated at high-stakes pinochle with...

the Dean.

(Admit it, some of you thought I was stream-of-consciousness rumbling towards a "sex for grades scandal" joke.)

You should know, "high stakes pinochle" makes a great euphemism for pegging.

Reply to this post

Back to OP Alert abuse Link to post in-thread

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 17 replies Author Time Post
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 OP
ohiosmith May 2013 #1
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #3
nolabear May 2013 #2
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #4
Dash87 May 2013 #5
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #7
LineReply I think I have a winner.
Chan790 May 2013 #6
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #8
Chan790 May 2013 #9
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #10
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #11
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #12
Rabrrrrrr May 2013 #13
Dr. Strange Jun 2013 #14
Rabrrrrrr Jun 2013 #17
Dr. Strange Jun 2013 #15
Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #16
Please login to view edit histories.