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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2013, 03:48 PM

2. Superman would be an excellent speedy pizza delivery guy.

I sometimes worked as a pizza delivery guy in college. Once I delivered pizzas to a house full of drunk and smoking women, and they all started stripping...

I blushed and started to stammer, but then they all started laughing and putting their clothes back on, took the pizzas, and handed me the money.

Ha, ha, joke's on Pizza-boy. Door closes. End of story. Do not collect $100 from Penthouse.

Anyways, Superman wouldn't be the first newspaper reporter to augment their income writing porn.

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