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In reply to the discussion: 9-1-1. What is your emergency? [View all]NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)80. First I burp...
...and then I smile!
I'm like a frakkin baby boy!
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Generic press 3, western,.....hang up!.... wait ten minutes and don't call back.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#14
You sound like the guy on my block that called me a selfish bitch and said I should fuck off!
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#11
"Yeah, I'm at Burger King, and they're refusing to make it 'my way'. Can you help?"
Aristus
Dec 2012
#17
Yeah, if you try ordering a whopper made from Kobe beef, they get all upset.
Liberal Veteran
Dec 2012
#23
If you're a female,....he's at the pub drinking beer and watching football. If you're a male,......
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#48
Is no Peggy,.....is,.....Betty,......please to give valid credit card number.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#56
That ingress is still viable although,......you do risk fathering a republican!
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#67
Please provide a valid credit card and we'll send Anthony over with some Tums.
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
#68
Long ago, I was pulling a solo overnight Dispensary shift on our 2200-man post on April 1st...
MiddleFingerMom
Dec 2012
#72