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ret5hd

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3. Tithes of catnip and tuna...

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Aug 2, 2024, 10:01 AM

Aug 2024

HOURS of being trapped on the couch while “his high holiness” licks his butt while sitting in your lap.

Weekly confessionals where you must express sorrow and beg for forgiveness for opening the door 23 seconds AFTER the request was made.

Already a member…never felt so fulfilled.

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I don't know what religion this is but I'm interested. [View all] catbyte Aug 2024 OP

Could it be claudette Aug 2024 #1

Roamin' CATholick 50 Shades Of Blue Aug 2024 #2

A good Catlick. Irish_Dem Aug 2024 #5

Tithes of catnip and tuna... ret5hd Aug 2024 #3

😻 Deuxcents Aug 2024 #4

A pussy blessing is the best kind. Sneederbunk Aug 2024 #6

Hawk paw. rubbersole Aug 2024 #14

Sign me up! phoenix_rising Aug 2024 #7

Perfect soundtrack LearnedHand Aug 2024 #8

It seems to involve childless cat men. Well, I don't know about childless, but they're certainly cat men. NNadir Aug 2024 #9

Well, you never do know with men Warpy Aug 2024 #13

I like the CATechism...... lastlib Aug 2024 #10

....and giveth to me Codifer Aug 2024 #16

Meowism? LudwigPastorius Aug 2024 #11

Obviously, this is the Temple of Bastet ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #12

My Beans does this to me when I go by his window hammock. Bumbles Aug 2024 #15

Evangelical. Kitty says, "DEVIL BE GONE!" NT Hotler Aug 2024 #17