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1. Donald Trump in the confessional
Mon May 20, 2024, 03:13 AM
May 20

When Donald Trump was a little kid, he was so bad that one day his mother took him to the local Catholic church and ordered him to confess his sins to the priest.

After Trump entered the confessional the priest opened the window, realized who it was and let out a sigh.

"Donald, have you committed murder this week?"

"No, Father."

"All right, then you may go. God be with you."

Trump opened the confessional door and screamed out at the top of his lungs, "everyone go home! They're only taking murder cases this week!"

I need some jokes, please. [View all] Not Heidi May 20 OP
Donald Trump in the confessional jmowreader May 20 #1
A man goes to prison PJMcK May 20 #2
Thank you, PJMcK. n/t Not Heidi May 20 #4
There's two kinds of Republicans, rich ones and dumb ones. czarjak May 20 #3
citing this link soldierant May 20 #5
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