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davsand

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31. I'm not sure *I* could handle beer vomit but the carpet probably could take it.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #29)

Fri Sep 21, 2012, 10:00 AM

Sep 2012

IF they ever made a carpet in that design I'm thinking the entire US Army could march across that in muddy combat boots while dripping Creamed Chipped Beef Gravy with spinach and you STILL wouldn't spot any difference!

It's probably a good thing that I'm not an interior designer...

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ALL dog owners should appreciate this toon... [View all] HopeHoops Sep 2012 OP

It's good to have a black lab and a yellow. That way you don't have to worry about .... Scuba Sep 2012 #1

We have a B&W border collie and a sable/brown/white sheltie. No rug will hide that. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #2

Two... pipi_k Sep 2012 #13

We actually sweep the carpets before using the vacuum. The things 25 years old. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #16

Exactly! I have a yellow labradoodle and a black Raven Sep 2012 #3

Hah! pipi_k Sep 2012 #14

We have a springer mix, a red heeler, and a beige shepherd XemaSab Sep 2012 #24

my first akita's coat would change to blend more with the carpet TorchTheWitch Sep 2012 #4

get a plaid rug!!! Kali Sep 2012 #28

Why I have tile floors. hobbit709 Sep 2012 #5

I don't know - "sweep the dog hair" is a daily chore. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #7

A shop vac makes that easy. Incitatus Sep 2012 #27

Yeah, but R4 is really loud! HopeHoops Sep 2012 #30

My tabby cat matches all my persian rugs in the dark lunatica Sep 2012 #6

My wife and I did that Rambis Sep 2012 #8

When I saw the cartoon, I figured it was something at least SOMEBODY had done! HopeHoops Sep 2012 #9

Leather Rambis Sep 2012 #10

Yeah, this chair has somehow managed to survive since the early 70's. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #11

For cat owners it would be carpeting that matches the hairballs hacked up LynneSin Sep 2012 #12

Or the color of cat chow. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #15

35 years of dogs Hula Popper Sep 2012 #17

It lurks, waiting to strike just to remind you of the time you felt guilty about yelling at them. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #20

No kidding, huh! We had to put our Chessie down in January. kcass1954 Sep 2012 #25

hahaha funny stuff davidb19766 Sep 2012 #18

The perfect carpet design would be random splotches of color. davsand Sep 2012 #19

Don't forget piss spots and butt smears. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #21

Oh yeah--butt smear! I forgot that one. davsand Sep 2012 #22

"Potty Palette". I like that one. It still needs brown crayon-like marks for the butt smears, BUT, HopeHoops Sep 2012 #23

The Jackson Pollock Designer Carpet: davsand Sep 2012 #26

Hell, that would even handle beer vomit. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #29

I'm not sure *I* could handle beer vomit but the carpet probably could take it. davsand Sep 2012 #31

SOS with spinach? I don't do meat anymore, but that sounds like a good combo. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #32

I just stir some in as it finishes cooking. davsand Sep 2012 #33

I haven't found a veggie alternative to chipped beef, so we don't make it. HowEVER,... HopeHoops Sep 2012 #35

We put down carpet that matched our Elkhound. Still Blue in PDX Sep 2012 #34