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becca da bakkah

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28. Why Is The Singer Just Standing Outside Your Front Door?

Reply to Taverner (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2012, 02:04 PM

Sep 2012

.....Cause he doesn't know when to come in!

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Musician Jokes! What's your favorite? [View all] Taverner Sep 2012 OP

Michael Bolton av8rdave Sep 2012 #1

what do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend? fizzgig Sep 2012 #2

What's the musician's motto for crossing the street? Bertha Venation Sep 2012 #3

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? hifiguy Sep 2012 #4

OP pintobean Sep 2012 #5

Kenny G frogmarch Sep 2012 #6

A bass player locked his keys in the car. Wait Wut Sep 2012 #7

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? geardaddy Sep 2012 #8

When my niece went to band camp this summer, Staph Sep 2012 #9

Kenny G. Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2012 #10

I agree, if you're listening to his CDs av8rdave Sep 2012 #35

viola jokes, because viola players deserve it! Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2012 #11

Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the van? bluesbassman Sep 2012 #12

What's the difference between a drummer and a park bench? UrbScotty Sep 2012 #13

What did the drummer get on his SAT's? Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #14

Beethoven TrogL Sep 2012 #15

Bad review TrogL Sep 2012 #16

Don't know how well this works when you can't hear the joke, but here goes: mykpart Sep 2012 #17

How do you tune two piccolo players? MountainLaurel Sep 2012 #18

Musician Jokes Eat_The_Rich Sep 2012 #19

(A variation) What do you call a guy who hangs around with blues musicians? Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #22

What do death and guitar solos have in common? mkultra321 Sep 2012 #20

What does a stripper do... Tom Ripley Sep 2012 #21

A couple favorites - I am a Trumpet Player and I Sing Tenor Burma Jones Sep 2012 #23

Q. "What time does your band play?" Doc_Technical Sep 2012 #24

"Doctor, when my hands heal will I be able to play the piano?" - "Of course"... HopeHoops Sep 2012 #25

What is perfect pitch? Tossing a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides. mikeytherat Sep 2012 #26

the "nuge" ret5hd Sep 2012 #27

Why Is The Singer Just Standing Outside Your Front Door? becca da bakkah Sep 2012 #28

How do you get a musician off your porch? rrneck Sep 2012 #29

HAHAHA!!! harmonicon Sep 2012 #30

What's the difference between a seamstress and a coloratura soprano? gkhouston Sep 2012 #31

What's the difference between a chainsaw and a bagpipe? BlueJazz Sep 2012 #32

What did Beethoven say when they dug up his grave? Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2012 #33

What's the difference between an orchestra and a water buffalo? msu2ba Sep 2012 #34