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In reply to the discussion: "guys always say they can cook, but it turns out to be nasty" [View all]shadowrider
(4,941 posts)16. A mans guide to grilling
1) Have a beer
2) Light the grill
3) Have another beer
4) Put the steaks on the grill
5) Have another beer
6) Start talking football with the neighbor
7) Have another beer
8) Turn the steaks over
9) Have another beer
10) Have a cigarette and a beer
11) Throw out burned beyond recognition steaks
12) Order pizza
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I am a most excellent cook....my wife, daughters and friends would agree!
NRaleighLiberal
Aug 2012
#17
I've never heard a woman say this, or imply they think this. It's also not true.
Honeycombe8
Aug 2012
#40
"Honey, 'Rosemary Chicken' isn't supposed to look like the branch of a pine tree"
Patiod
Aug 2012
#42
My hubby is a far better cook than I am. I just open boxes and cans of things and heat them up. He
GreenPartyVoter
Aug 2012
#43
What's so hard about cooking? 1) Cut slit over vegatable. 2) Place in microwave.......
Cronkite
Aug 2012
#45