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Fri Oct 22, 2021, 04:03 PM

"When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm) [View all]

"When you kill a fly, it will fall to the ground, maybe writhe in pain a little, and die.

A fly then flies past the dead fly, and is heartbroken to see his comrade defeated. The fly immediately decides he has to tell the fallen's family.

The fly delivers the news to the family, who are devasted. The deceased was a husband, a father, and he never did harm to anybody. Except his role in the 'Great Fly War of 2018.' But that doesn't count.

The children are scarred beyond hope, afraid to go to the scary humans' domain again. The spouse will never be the same, going into crippling depression then getting trapped in a relationship with an abusive fly.

You. You tore apart a family and you murdered a living thing just because he annoyed you?"

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