Anyone here a fan of "Ask a Mortician" or Caitlin Doughty?

[Laffy Kat]

3. No, it doesn't matter at all. Like I said, it's petty.

But it distracts me. Perfect hair always distracts me.

I watched the one on the green burial with interest. There is a "natural water cremation" facility just a couple of blocks from me and I'm intrigued. It sounds like they sort of dissolve you over a matter of weeks and what's left is mixed with wood pellets or something like that. Unfortunately, it's more expensive than a regular cremation. A couple of years ago I applied to the University of Colorado School of Medicine to have my body donated and I guess I didn't make the cut (ha) because I haven't heard anything. I really would like to get everything set up, though. You never know.

So, are you going to be turned into animal treats? There are certainly worse ways to go out.