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40. The "sneaky" good samaritan

Wed May 19, 2021, 11:32 PM

May 2021

I’m a guy and this is definitely relevant.

I had a weird dream that when I worked in retail and always stressed out, a lady with straight shoulder length bob haircut came up to me and asked me if I was ok. I said no, I’m unhappy. Then she does the unthinkable.

She told me that I need to trust her and she’ll get me out of there. So she turns me around, grabs my thighs, pokes her head in between my legs and lifts me up on her shoulders. So now I’m sitting on her shoulders and she’s carrying me around the store while she shops thinking this is a disguise to sneak me out.

We’re at the checkout and once she finishes, she just leaves her stuff there and brings us both out. Once we got outside, she ran with me still on her shoulders through a meadow, bouncing me up and down, spinning me in circles in celebration of success.

Literally WTF??? lol

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Tell me your weirdest dream and I will tell you mine. [View all] milestogo Apr 2021 OP

I have some of my most vivid dreams after I wake up and then go back to bed. So many bizarre chia Apr 2021 #1

Unusual dream because the one thing most people can't do louis-t Apr 2021 #6

Really! I didn't know that. Now I wonder if I have other dreams in which I've read things. chia Apr 2021 #10

I read it once and have tried to read something, louis-t Apr 2021 #14

Do you dream a lot? And do you usually remember what you dream? It can make a difference chia Apr 2021 #15

I remember what I dream mostly, don't dream a lot louis-t May 2021 #29

The sources of your anxieties, being worked out in your subconsious :) chia May 2021 #30

I had one a lot when I was in grade school. louis-t May 2021 #31

I had similar, I was sliding my hand along the wall in a dark room, trying to find the light switch chia May 2021 #32

That's pretty weird. milestogo Apr 2021 #7

And clearly a feminine hand too. Busily writing. :) chia Apr 2021 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Ocelot II May 2021 #24

Two Questions Effete Snob Apr 2021 #2

Rami Malek was not there, or he would have stolen the show in my dream. milestogo Apr 2021 #5

I figured they just swam in from Lake Michigan Effete Snob Apr 2021 #8

That would be really interesting. milestogo May 2021 #26

Hmm, might have been Steve Martin doing his louis-t Apr 2021 #9

No, haha, he wasn't there! And I haven't seen whatever movie that's from, must be OT? I know there's chia Apr 2021 #13

It's from the Night At The Museum series... Effete Snob Apr 2021 #16

Ohhhh... thanks. I did see that, many moons ago and don't remember much about it. Terrible at chia Apr 2021 #18

Wow I don't even think I've seen any of those. milestogo May 2021 #27

In a dream I once had a dog tell me a joke, in dog-language mind you. Pobeka Apr 2021 #3

LOVE that! chia Apr 2021 #19

The night that the band Great White had a fire in a club in R. I. louis-t Apr 2021 #4

Something was in the air. milestogo Apr 2021 #12

Actually had a close call like that but not due to any clairvoyance, louis-t Apr 2021 #17

I had a dream like that I_UndergroundPanther Apr 2021 #22

I'm standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and NightWatcher Apr 2021 #20

Real Genius, you are... haele May 2021 #34

Thanks for catching that! NightWatcher May 2021 #36

I don't have much in the way of weird to share True Dough Apr 2021 #21

I've been reading historical novels, so I guess I should have expected this. zanana1 May 2021 #23

I fell asleep while watching the news on CNN some years ago Ocelot II May 2021 #25

I guess this is the place to admit that I've had sexy dreams about Mick Jagger. milestogo May 2021 #28

I dreamed I was trying to get home from Northern California... haele May 2021 #33

Thank you. milestogo May 2021 #35

The weirdest (and stupidest) dream I ever had... skypilot May 2021 #37

Are you a cheesehead? milestogo May 2021 #38

I was for one night. skypilot May 2021 #39

The "sneaky" good samaritan Departed617 May 2021 #40

"So she turns me around, grabs my thighs, pokes her head in between my legs...' milestogo May 2021 #41