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37. The weirdest (and stupidest) dream I ever had...

Sun May 2, 2021, 10:58 PM

May 2021

...was one where I looked in the mirror and saw that there was a huge block of cheese growing out of my head. Rather than freaking out about there being cheese where my hair should be, I was more concerned about the large and irregular shape of the block of cheese and proceeded to get a knife and start slicing off chunks of cheese in order to get the whole mess into a more flattering shape. Stupidest dream ever.

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Tell me your weirdest dream and I will tell you mine. [View all] milestogo Apr 2021 OP

I have some of my most vivid dreams after I wake up and then go back to bed. So many bizarre chia Apr 2021 #1

Unusual dream because the one thing most people can't do louis-t Apr 2021 #6

Really! I didn't know that. Now I wonder if I have other dreams in which I've read things. chia Apr 2021 #10

I read it once and have tried to read something, louis-t Apr 2021 #14

Do you dream a lot? And do you usually remember what you dream? It can make a difference chia Apr 2021 #15

I remember what I dream mostly, don't dream a lot louis-t May 2021 #29

The sources of your anxieties, being worked out in your subconsious :) chia May 2021 #30

I had one a lot when I was in grade school. louis-t May 2021 #31

I had similar, I was sliding my hand along the wall in a dark room, trying to find the light switch chia May 2021 #32

That's pretty weird. milestogo Apr 2021 #7

And clearly a feminine hand too. Busily writing. :) chia Apr 2021 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Ocelot II May 2021 #24

Two Questions Effete Snob Apr 2021 #2

Rami Malek was not there, or he would have stolen the show in my dream. milestogo Apr 2021 #5

I figured they just swam in from Lake Michigan Effete Snob Apr 2021 #8

That would be really interesting. milestogo May 2021 #26

Hmm, might have been Steve Martin doing his louis-t Apr 2021 #9

No, haha, he wasn't there! And I haven't seen whatever movie that's from, must be OT? I know there's chia Apr 2021 #13

It's from the Night At The Museum series... Effete Snob Apr 2021 #16

Ohhhh... thanks. I did see that, many moons ago and don't remember much about it. Terrible at chia Apr 2021 #18

Wow I don't even think I've seen any of those. milestogo May 2021 #27

In a dream I once had a dog tell me a joke, in dog-language mind you. Pobeka Apr 2021 #3

LOVE that! chia Apr 2021 #19

The night that the band Great White had a fire in a club in R. I. louis-t Apr 2021 #4

Something was in the air. milestogo Apr 2021 #12

Actually had a close call like that but not due to any clairvoyance, louis-t Apr 2021 #17

I had a dream like that I_UndergroundPanther Apr 2021 #22

I'm standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and NightWatcher Apr 2021 #20

Real Genius, you are... haele May 2021 #34

Thanks for catching that! NightWatcher May 2021 #36

I don't have much in the way of weird to share True Dough Apr 2021 #21

I've been reading historical novels, so I guess I should have expected this. zanana1 May 2021 #23

I fell asleep while watching the news on CNN some years ago Ocelot II May 2021 #25

I guess this is the place to admit that I've had sexy dreams about Mick Jagger. milestogo May 2021 #28

I dreamed I was trying to get home from Northern California... haele May 2021 #33

Thank you. milestogo May 2021 #35

The weirdest (and stupidest) dream I ever had... skypilot May 2021 #37

Are you a cheesehead? milestogo May 2021 #38

I was for one night. skypilot May 2021 #39

The "sneaky" good samaritan Departed617 May 2021 #40

"So she turns me around, grabs my thighs, pokes her head in between my legs...' milestogo May 2021 #41