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Response to sarge43 (Reply #52)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 07:05 PM

53. That's not what I heard.

I heard Coors Lite is made when a dyspeptic brewer with gonorrhea and a urinary tract infection pees into stagnant rainwater, collects it in an untanned deerskin, leaves it on a dusty shelf for three years, and then cans it.

I don't know what sleight-of-hand Coors has to do to get the FDA to label their stuff 'beer', but they're allowed to get away with it...



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