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21. I think the next superhero movie should be SuperJesus

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 3, 2012, 03:54 PM

Jul 2012

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=super%20jesus

uper Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.

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Seriously, why are they already rebooting the Spiderman series [View all] LynneSin Jul 2012 OP

Inter-studio bullshit, that's why arcane1 Jul 2012 #1

That may be true, there is a real POS version of The Fantastic Four for those reasons CBGLuthier Jul 2012 #7

Which foot? ohiosmith Jul 2012 #2

I just found that out today. No clue. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #3

Mr Grey and Ms. Minnelli know CBGLuthier Jul 2012 #4

I'm pretty burned out on all the HappyMe Jul 2012 #5

It is confusing. And more confusing is why two of the most marketable & talented actors Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #6

You're kidding, right? bluedigger Jul 2012 #15

They're both incredibly gifted actors. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #17

I'll take your word for it. bluedigger Jul 2012 #19

You probably have heard of them. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #20

OK, maybe I do live in a cave. bluedigger Jul 2012 #22

The original Rat Pack? Or the ST. Elmo's Fire ratpack? Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #23

Either one, lol. bluedigger Jul 2012 #24

In the great beyond, this morning. n/t antigone382 Jul 2012 #26

I'll Netflix it... just for his hair. WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2012 #37

I think Spiderman will help to cement him in everyone's radar. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #40

The sucess of Batman Begins (a reboot) in 2005 MicaelS Jul 2012 #8

The Dark Knight was a sequel not a reboot LynneSin Jul 2012 #14

I undertand that, MicaelS Jul 2012 #18

You give Batman and Robin/Batman Forever far too much credit mythology Jul 2012 #29

OK, fine... MicaelS Jul 2012 #30

Well they did have nice nipples and codpieces 7wo7rees Jul 2012 #35

Jesus... Broken_Hero Jul 2012 #39

$$$$$ Iggo Jul 2012 #9

where can I watch this wart foot thingie? Capn Sunshine Jul 2012 #10

The original, with Tobey Maguire, was excellent hifiguy Jul 2012 #11

Now you've hurt Superman's feelings. bluedigger Jul 2012 #16

Superman & Batman also predate Spidey NewJeffCT Jul 2012 #33

I didn't understand the parameters. bluedigger Jul 2012 #34

1. $$$$ Blue_Tires Jul 2012 #12

I'm hoping they remake Avatar...it is soooo dated. Liberal Veteran Jul 2012 #13

I think the next superhero movie should be SuperJesus Bucky Jul 2012 #21

Avenger tie in YankeyMCC Jul 2012 #25

But Sony owns Spiderman and Marvel owns the Avengers...? antigone382 Jul 2012 #27

I never had any desire to see any of Toby Maguire's Spiderman movies but I avebury Jul 2012 #28

Thank goodness. I find Kirsten Dunst unwatchable. tanyev Jul 2012 #31

I'm on the fence with her - I loved her in 'Marie Antoinette' and 'Melonchalia' LynneSin Jul 2012 #32

Agree. Jennifer Jason Leigh and... WorseBeforeBetter Jul 2012 #38

People Love Spidey, Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #36

True NewJeffCT Jul 2012 #41

Review on Spiderman and Andrew Garfield. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #42

^^I agree (mostly) Rob H. Jul 2012 #43

Thanks for the details. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #44

Thank you ellie Jul 2012 #45