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In reply to the discussion: Do you have a favorite "lawyer" joke? [View all]katusha
(809 posts)29. not quite a joke, but the simpsons
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Washington State University recently began using lawyers instead of rats in their lab
brewens
Nov 2019
#26
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road & a dead lawyer in the road?
Liberty Belle
Nov 2019
#30
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#37
What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Nov 2019
#39
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#75
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses, thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#79
Why does the Bar Association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Dec 2019
#88