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Democrats are like herding cats (meaning independent.) patricia92243 Apr 2019 #1
It is not truth that matters but victory FM123 Apr 2019 #2
Shitler? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #3
Yes, Hitler. I always thought it was Trump who said this, it sounds like something he'd say. FM123 Apr 2019 #4
Trump may be the reincarnation of Hitler. red dog 1 Apr 2019 #5
hello. nt msongs Apr 2019 #6
It is the lack of money that is the root of doc03 Apr 2019 #7
"I like flowers, I also like children, ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #8
W.C. Fields? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #113
Nope. Although roughly the same time. ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #115
Irish comedic actor? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #116
Not actor, but very close ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #117
No, don't give it to me - Let's see if someone else knows who it is (because I don't) red dog 1 Jun 2019 #118
You were exceptionally close when you said "actor", but he wasn't an actor ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #119
George Bernard Shaw? rsdsharp Jul 2019 #155
DING DING DING! We have a winner! ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #161
"Love Yourself First and everything else falls in line." (Yes a change was made on 5/19/19) Stuart G Apr 2019 #9
Leo Buscaglia? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #13
Actually, It was Lucille Ball, great actress/comedian who said this. Stuart G May 2019 #64
Vita-meata-vegamin! leftieNanner Jul 2019 #176
"Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison red dog 1 Apr 2019 #10
"Mick used to get jealous of my male friends" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #11
Jerry Hall? TexasBushwhacker Apr 2019 #18
Marianne Faithful? catrose Dec 2019 #326
Actually, I think it was Keith Richards red dog 1 Dec 2019 #342
"In America, anyone can become president..That's the problem." red dog 1 Apr 2019 #12
George yesphan May 2019 #52
You are red dog 1 May 2019 #53
"I gave up drinking booze when my liver started showing up on red dog 1 Apr 2019 #14
That's Comedy writer Pat McCormick. Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #17
You got it! red dog 1 Apr 2019 #22
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2019 #15
"Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they red dog 1 Apr 2019 #16
Keef! nt Codeine Apr 2019 #24
I think you're right red dog 1 Jan 2020 #384
This message was self-deleted by its author TexasBushwhacker Apr 2019 #19
Never drink if you've got a job of work to do. Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #20
Since nobody bothered Wolf Frankula May 2019 #76
"I'd like to see Paris before I die...Philadelphia will do" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #21
Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2019 #23
"I grow old, I grow old.... zanana1 Apr 2019 #25
T.S. Eliot Brainstormy Jul 2019 #153
I don't drink water... The Figment Apr 2019 #26
W.C. Fields red dog 1 Apr 2019 #27
I thought it was "fish fuck in it". n/m El Supremo Dec 2019 #352
You may be right! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #386
My hero as I became older was the great Leo Fender because he made one of the first guitars.... Brother Buzz Apr 2019 #28
John McFee? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #30
No, but other musicians from Clover played with him, too Brother Buzz Apr 2019 #31
Elvis Costello? muntrv Jan 2020 #378
No, but Clover backed Elvis Costello's 1977 debut album Brother Buzz Jan 2020 #380
"I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar red dog 1 Apr 2019 #29
"Mustard's no good without roast beef" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #32
Chico Marx surrealAmerican May 2019 #41
I'm not sure either, but it was Chico red dog 1 May 2019 #42
"As I tell my grandchildren Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #33
Since nobody bothered Wolf Frankula May 2019 #77
"God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #34
"All humor is rooted in pain" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #35
Robin Williams? lapfog_1 Jul 2019 #152
Nope red dog 1 Jul 2019 #172
"I am fairly out, and you are fairly in" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #36
"Magic is what we do, music is how we do it" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #37
I know that one. It's Jerry. kas125 Nov 2019 #280
Jerry Garcia is correct! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #290
"Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense red dog 1 Apr 2019 #38
jimmy carter. rampartc Jun 2019 #102
Yes, and he was "a man ahead of his time" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #108
jimmy carter is a hero of mine as well rampartc Jun 2019 #111
and don't forget, Reagan beat Carter in 1980 via criminal acts committed by Wm. Casey et. al. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #120
Donald Gregg was the White House CIA officer who stole President Carter's debate briefing papers red dog 1 Jun 2019 #123
reagan had a friendly press as well rampartc Jun 2019 #124
I agree! red dog 1 Jun 2019 #125
"If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them red dog 1 Apr 2019 #39
"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight red dog 1 May 2019 #40
Micheal Vick? n/t zackymilly Aug 2019 #194
That son-of-a-bitch! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #196
He was a sick sadist. The good news is that quite a few of those poor dogs were rehabilitated. emmaverybo Nov 2019 #279
Dwight Eisenhower? Wolf Frankula Aug 2019 #210
You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #218
Archie Griffin? muntrv Jan 2020 #376
No, it was Ike. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #387
"I will make SO MANY of the jobs" red dog 1 May 2019 #43
Donald Trump? subterranean Jul 2019 #157
tRump it is! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #171
"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard...He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same red dog 1 May 2019 #44
Truman...? First Speaker May 2019 #57
You got it! red dog 1 May 2019 #60
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" red dog 1 May 2019 #45
That was George Carlin Generic Brad Jun 2019 #110
Yes it was. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #114
"Donald Trump has had several foreign wives..It turns out there really are jobs Americans won't do" red dog 1 May 2019 #46
Mittens Romney said that! Vinnie From Indy Jan 2020 #399
"Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on red dog 1 May 2019 #47
"Love what you are doing because that's the only way you'll ever be really good at it" red dog 1 May 2019 #48
"Unless both sides win, no agreement can be permanent" red dog 1 May 2019 #49
"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls" red dog 1 May 2019 #50
"I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf." VMA131Marine May 2019 #51
Guessing... Bill Lee? n/t Harker May 2019 #58
Nope! VMA131Marine May 2019 #59
Ow. Harker May 2019 #62
Bill Lee? n/t Harker Nov 2019 #317
"I don't tan, I stroke!" red dog 1 May 2019 #54
Woody Allen ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #206
Who else? red dog 1 Aug 2019 #217
I also like Conan O'Brien's "my people don't tan, we implode". eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #219
"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other" red dog 1 May 2019 #55
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep" red dog 1 May 2019 #56
Woody Allen NoPasaran May 2019 #81
Yes! red dog 1 May 2019 #87
"Democratic socialism means that we must create an economy that works for all, not just the red dog 1 May 2019 #61
"Republicans can only steal elections that are close..Barack Obama proved that in 2008 & 2012" red dog 1 May 2019 #63
"The American people need to know if their president is a crook" red dog 1 May 2019 #65
Richard Nixon Wolf Frankula May 2019 #75
You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 May 2019 #86
"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." red dog 1 May 2019 #66
FDR subterranean Jul 2019 #158
Correct! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #169
'Rock and Roll is here to stay" red dog 1 May 2019 #67
"I never wrote a political song" red dog 1 May 2019 #68
Bob Dylan Wolf Frankula May 2019 #74
You got it! red dog 1 May 2019 #78
"People tell me there a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely" red dog 1 May 2019 #69
This message was self-deleted by its author Wolf Frankula May 2019 #73
"Anyone who uses more than two chords is just showing off" red dog 1 May 2019 #70
"I spent my last year of high school in Latin America, and there's a edge of salsa under all my red dog 1 May 2019 #71
"A man without a vote is a man without protection." red dog 1 May 2019 #72
"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a habit of dropping things" red dog 1 May 2019 #79
"Take it easy, but take it!" red dog 1 May 2019 #80
Pete Seegar NoPasaran May 2019 #82
Oh, you're so close. red dog 1 May 2019 #83
Earl Bailey brokephibroke Feb 2020 #429
"It's better to burn out than fade away" red dog 1 May 2019 #84
This message was self-deleted by its author kas125 Nov 2019 #281
Neil Young brokephibroke Feb 2020 #430
"I think it's better to feel good than to look good" red dog 1 May 2019 #85
"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #88
"Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #89
"Buck up or stay in the truck" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #90
"When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #91
"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #92
"When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring...I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #93
Rickles on Sinatra? Harker Jan 2020 #394
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #94
"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #95
John Lennon Wolf Frankula Jun 2019 #121
You got it! red dog 1 Jun 2019 #122
"A good education is a foundation for a better future" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #96
God, I hate that woman Generic Brad Jun 2019 #97
Walter Matthau? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #107
OMG! You nailed it!! Generic Brad Jun 2019 #109
It wasn't a guess. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #112
"I am not a crook!" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #98
Richard Nixon. Wolf Frankula Jun 2019 #100
Tricky Dick it is/was red dog 1 Jun 2019 #106
"It's really great to be here tonight...As I look out at the audience I see Courtney Love is here.. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #99
This one is important to me. I learned it young and it sits above my desk tymorial Jun 2019 #101
John Quincy Adams...? First Speaker Aug 2019 #211
William Henry Seward tymorial Aug 2019 #212
What, me worry? randr Jun 2019 #103
Alfred E. Neuman red dog 1 Jun 2019 #104
"Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #105
"God bless the potholes on Memory Lane" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #126
"History doesn't long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #127
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women..The other half I wasted." red dog 1 Jun 2019 #128
That's paraphrased George Best. blm Dec 2019 #328
Well, that's not the person I was looking for red dog 1 Dec 2019 #338
Heh, well whoever said that was paraphrasing George Best. blm Dec 2019 #340
You mean George said it Best? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #383
Haha blm Jan 2020 #385
"I don't work at being ordinary" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #129
"I don't want your hope..I don't want you to be hopeful..I want you to panic.....and act as if red dog 1 Jun 2019 #130
Greta blm Dec 2019 #329
Greta Thunberg is correct! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #336
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #131
"Why is it that bums seem to always have a full head of hair?" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #132
"Communism is like one big phone company" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #133
"I hate small towns, because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #134
"The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to red dog 1 Jul 2019 #135
"Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #136
"Getting older is no problem...You just have to live long enough." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #137
"America didn't invent human rights; human rights invented America" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #138
Margaret Thatcher Collimator Nov 2019 #274
Nope, it wasn't Margaret Thatcher. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #285
Hmm. . . Collimator Nov 2019 #286
Of course you're welcome to look it up red dog 1 Nov 2019 #288
"I believe that a child going without an education is a crime" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #139
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. ailsagirl Jul 2019 #140
Gloria Steinheim Brainstormy Jul 2019 #154
Yep! ailsagirl Jul 2019 #173
"I know I'm getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #141
"The only true anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #142
"When a truth is not given complete freedom, freedom is not complete." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #143
"The Army teaches boys to think like men" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #144
"Sometimes the only realists are the dreamers" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #145
Was it Paul Wellstone? subterranean Jul 2019 #160
Yes it was. red dog 1 Jul 2019 #168
"Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances...It causes compromises and accommodations. red dog 1 Jul 2019 #146
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #147
"The planet is fine..The people are fucked." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #148
That was the great George Carlin. subterranean Jul 2019 #159
He was great! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #167
"People can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #149
"To disagree, one does not have to be disagreeable." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #150
"Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all." WheelWalker Jul 2019 #151
"In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway." stonecutter357 Jul 2019 #156
Person #1"If you were my husband i would poison your tea" Person#2 "If i were your husband applegrove Jul 2019 #162
Lady Astor & Winston Churchill? catrose Jul 2019 #177
Yes. applegrove Jul 2019 #178
I have been thinking, good people, I would make a proposition to the Republicans..... Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #163
Adlai Stevenson jmowreader Jul 2019 #164
Indeed, but curiously, a lot of people want to attribute it to Harry Truman Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #165
"Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. .... Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #166
"This is America, not a banana republic" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #170
"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner..It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #174
"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #175
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #179
"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #180
Rodney Dangerfield ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #207
Nope red dog 1 Dec 2019 #341
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress red dog 1 Jul 2019 #181
"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #182
"The chords and the truth, that's what a country song is" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #183
"Without Elvis none of us could have made it." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #184
"Some men see things as they are, and ask why..I dream of things that never were, and ask red dog 1 Aug 2019 #185
Teddy Kennedy. lpbk2713 Aug 2019 #189
Teddy may have repeated that quote after his brother died, but it was RFK's quote red dog 1 Aug 2019 #190
They both said it. Teddy repeated it to honor Bobby. lpbk2713 Aug 2019 #192
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women..The other half I wasted." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #186
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #187
Groucho Marx. nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #208
Yessiree! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #214
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #188
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places..He told me to stop going to those places." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #191
Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield. Wolf Frankula Aug 2019 #193
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #195
"Just got back from a pleasure trip...I took my mother-in-law to the airport" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #197
"You say you love your children above all else and yet you are stealing their future in front of red dog 1 Aug 2019 #198
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #199
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #200
Bishop Desmond Tutu ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #209
Nope! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #215
Mahatma Gandhi Collimator Nov 2019 #275
That's the guy! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #289
"...today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." pangaia Aug 2019 #201
Lou Gehrig? red dog 1 Aug 2019 #202
Oh, jeeze, THAT was qujick !!!! pangaia Aug 2019 #203
I saw that on a dvd I had watched a few nights earlier. red dog 1 Aug 2019 #213
"Hey, Wilbur, wanna join the 500 feet high club?" jberryhill Aug 2019 #204
"Tennis anyone?" n/t Peregrine Took Aug 2019 #205
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time...We are the ones we've red dog 1 Aug 2019 #216
"The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock & roll red dog 1 Aug 2019 #220
"I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end....I was angry with my foe, I told red dog 1 Aug 2019 #221
"I don't like to watch my own movies...I fall asleep in my own movies." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #222
"Your dog thinks you're a god...Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #223
"Every moment is a fresh beginning." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #224
I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America The King of Prussia Aug 2019 #225
Winston Churchill? muntrv Jan 2020 #379
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #226
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #227
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep... Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #228
Either Tom or Ray Magliozzi? red dog 1 Sep 2019 #229
Much earlier than that Clash City Rocker Sep 2019 #231
I think it was Tommy who told that joke one time & claimed that it was his grandfather who was red dog 1 Sep 2019 #232
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #230
"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #233
"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or becomes true." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #234
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and stays there" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #235
"What one man calls God, another man calls the laws of physics." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #236
"I didn't have the sniffles, it was a bad mic" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #237
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #238
"There's no shame in failing..The only shame is not giving things your best shot." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #239
"Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #240
"I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #241
"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe red dog 1 Sep 2019 #242
"You lied to us..You gave us false hope..You told us that the future was something to look red dog 1 Sep 2019 #243
"You must never be fearful about what you are doing when it is right." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #244
"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #245
"I didn't have the sniffles, it was a bad mic" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #246
"There are worse things in life than death...Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance red dog 1 Sep 2019 #247
"We must learn to live together as brothers, or perish together as fools." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #248
"To succeed, you need something to find something to hold on to...Something to motivate you... red dog 1 Sep 2019 #249
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the Moon howls" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #250
"You know an odd feeling?..Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #251
"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #252
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it red dog 1 Oct 2019 #253
"It's Deja vu all over again" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #254
Yogi Berra? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #265
Yep! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #284
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. Fla Dem Oct 2019 #255
Is your quote at the top something Keith Richards said? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #256
Yes it is! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #258
"A truth that's told with bad intent..Beats all the lies you can invent" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #257
"The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #259
"I never got laid because people don't think that poets fuck!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #260
Patti Smith? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #264
"The purpose of life is to contribute in some way to making things better." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #261
"You never monkey with the truth." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #262
"To be true to ourselves, we must be true to others." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #263
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..If you can fake that, you've got it made" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #266
"My family comes first. That's what makes me different from other guys." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #267
Bobby Darin? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #287
You got it! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #337
"I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #268
Chico Marx? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #269
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #271
"Fuck the poor!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #270
Richard Nixon? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #273
You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #282
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Nov 2019 #283
"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #272
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." Skittles Nov 2019 #276
George Best blm Dec 2019 #331
all the young gals crushed on him back in the day Skittles Dec 2019 #332
I spent some time with him in LA during World Cup blm Dec 2019 #333
WOW! It's a small world. Skittles Dec 2019 #334
"I may be wonderful but I think you're wrong" TlalocW Nov 2019 #277
"Three things that cannot remain long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." catbyte Nov 2019 #278
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life...A man who lives fully is prepared MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #291
"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #292
That has to be a George Carlin line red dog 1 Nov 2019 #294
Yes! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #298
"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #293
Is that George Carlin too? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #296
This message was self-deleted by its author MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #299
I think so. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #382
"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, red dog 1 Nov 2019 #295
Carlin. n/t Harker Nov 2019 #318
Yep! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #323
"The love of liberty is a common blood that flows in our American veins." MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #297
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #300
"Yes." nt tblue37 Nov 2019 #301
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house...There's nothing like having a midget for a butler" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #302
The West is the best. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #303
... just get here and we'll Harker Nov 2019 #316
Well done. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #319
After his death I received a postcard with a picture Harker Nov 2019 #320
Outstanding. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #321
"I want a concrete plan, not just nice words" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #304
"No one in this world, so far as I know ... trof Nov 2019 #305
H.L. Mencken Wolf Frankula Dec 2019 #330
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #306
That's Groucho... n/t Harker Nov 2019 #315
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Dec 2019 #335
"I really hate to write." MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #307
"School strike week 43. And even though summer holidays are here and school is over, red dog 1 Nov 2019 #308
"People say I am ruthless..I am not ruthless. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #309
"Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down red dog 1 Nov 2019 #310
"It's a folk singer's job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #311
"There are worse things in life than death... red dog 1 Nov 2019 #312
"Everyone in this world is somehow connected, So why not just be nice to everybody?" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #313
"Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #314
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #322
"Women like me aren't supposed to run for office." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #324
"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #325
"Representation of the world, ariadne0614 Dec 2019 #327
"The past is never dead; it's not even past." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #339
"I don't have to go on a tour to find out what's happening in middle America..I just go to Target." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #343
"Hearts become detached as easily as they are broken." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #344
"Education is like the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those red dog 1 Dec 2019 #345
"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #346
"If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #347
"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #348
"You're only given a little spark of madness..You mustn't lose it." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #349
"A doctor gave a man six months to live..The man couldn't pay his bill, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #350
I am not a vegetarian for my health. I am a vegetarian for the health of the chickens mucifer Dec 2019 #351
"I'll strip the bark off that little bastard and make Willie Horton his running mate." getagrip_already Dec 2019 #353
"Room Service is great, if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #354
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #355
"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #356
"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been red dog 1 Dec 2019 #357
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game 'Monopoly'." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #358
"Have you noticed there aren't a lot of Chinese guys named Rusty?" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #359
"We're more effective than birth control pills!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #360
"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #361
Trump brokephibroke Feb 2020 #428
"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #362
"No man for any considerable period can wear one face for himself and another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #363
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have red dog 1 Dec 2019 #364
"Fish and guests start to stink after three days!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #365
Mencken? LisaM Jan 2020 #402
"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #366
"Thomas Jefferson survives." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #367
John Adams. Harker Jan 2020 #390
You're right, Jefferson didn't survive long after that remark, did he? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #397
Right. Harker Jan 2020 #398
"All thirteen clocks must strike at the same time!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #368
"I'm not against profanity..It's an important part of the language when used properly" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #369
"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used." Ahpook Dec 2019 #370
"I hate war only as a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen it's brutality, MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #371
Might that be Gen. Smedley Butler? Harker Jan 2020 #391
"I am not fit for this office and should never have been here." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #372
Warren G. Harding? Wolf Frankula Jan 2020 #375
Warren G. Harding it is. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #396
"We're all just walking each other home." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #373
"Qui me amat, amet et canem meum" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #374
"I've got blisters on my fingers".. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #377
George Harrison. Harker Jan 2020 #389
Yep! LakeArenal Jan 2020 #392
"Every dog must have his day." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #381
"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #388
Don't know who said it but, very true. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #393
+1 MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #395
"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers red dog 1 Jan 2020 #400
"I drink to make other people interesting". LisaM Jan 2020 #401
"Want to get to the front page of the paper?..I have to make some viscous attack..I won't do that! MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #403
"An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable red dog 1 Jan 2020 #404
"The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #405
"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #406
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process red dog 1 Jan 2020 #407
"Everyone carries around his own monsters." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #408
"Gags die, humor doesn't." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #409
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Jan 2020 #410
"We have all known the long loneliness, and we have found that red dog 1 Jan 2020 #411
"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #412
"Every act of faith increases faith." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #413
"I remember when I got a part in Seinfeld..It was like an out-of-body experience." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #414
"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #415
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #416
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored red dog 1 Jan 2020 #417
"Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #418
"This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; red dog 1 Jan 2020 #419
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #420
"The sapphire was originally owned by a sultan who died under mysterious red dog 1 Jan 2020 #421
"It's a folk singer's job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #422
"Any fool can make something complicated - It takes a genius to make it simple." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #423
"Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit, red dog 1 Feb 2020 #424
"Half of baseball is 90 percent mental, the other half is physical" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #425
Yogi Berra. brokephibroke Feb 2020 #427
Of course! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #432
"Was it over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor?" brokephibroke Feb 2020 #426
John Belushi in Animal House red dog 1 Feb 2020 #431
Bluto Blutarsky brokephibroke Feb 2020 #433
What was his grade point average (GPA)? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #434
Zero.zero? brokephibroke Feb 2020 #435
Yeah, I think so....0.00 red dog 1 Feb 2020 #436
"Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." red dog 1 Feb 2020 #437
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