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1. Nope, just this...
Sun Jun 3, 2012, 08:30 PM
Jun 2012

You'll know the song.

Well I ain't no rock 'n' roller
I'm just a common dude.
I once had me a girlfriend
She was an awful prude.

She wouldn't let me
Get inside her pants, no way.
She said the Devil
Was trying to lead me astray.

Ah, but fortunately
I have a key
To escape this chastity.

Hope you don't see me tonight
With my pud in my hand.
It may not be the best
But it relaxes my gland.

Won't you please tell the girls
I won't impregnate anyone.
No, I'm just trying to have me some fun.

Ho hum, my girlfriends a nun.

Nope, just this... Scuba Jun 2012 #1
help me............ mrmpa Jun 2012 #6
Here ya go... Scuba Jun 2012 #7
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm stoned all to Jesus HopeHoops Jun 2012 #2
Ding, Ding........... mrmpa Jun 2012 #3
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Escellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eom mrmpa Jun 2012 #5
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