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34. BAD childhood meal of pork + apple so bad, we will NEVER EVER EVER put apple w/ pork again.

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 06:57 AM

Jun 2019

newspaper recipe in my mom's hands was disgusting. i took over cooking as soon as i could. she does not have cooking genes. i do.

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What's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth? [View all] ProudLib72 Jun 2019 OP

Gasoline SHRED Jun 2019 #1

Not supposed to siphon people's gas, Shred! mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #2

Damn SHRED Jun 2019 #3

Vomit, laced with Cuervo and Jack-In-The-Box (nt) mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #4

I've been there a few times. Just never with Jack in the Box ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #7

I haven't hurled a lot of times from drinking (which is odd since I'm a raging alcoholic) mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #10

One St Patrick's Day, when I was just a little underage and my friends were not ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2019 #127

Winner. White or gold, two-fer tacos. Uhgh JDC Jun 2019 #89

Sounds better than Southern comfort and a White Castle fish sandwich lunasun Jun 2019 #104

You wouldn't make it in the Pacific Northwest customerserviceguy Jun 2019 #5

I only tried an oyster once ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #6

A story about oysters Marthe48 Jun 2019 #65

"Snot on a shell" But delicious. When I worked downtown NYC, we... TreasonousBastard Jun 2019 #9

I lived up there for my first 40 years dixiegrrrrl Jun 2019 #11

I love Brady's Oyster house. Doreen Jun 2019 #24

I've managed to live in the PNW for 12 years without ever touching an oyster.... :) nt trev Jun 2019 #133

I think I have you beat. drm604 Jun 2019 #8

That is nasty! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #12

I spit it out. drm604 Jun 2019 #16

Oh thank God it wasn't the alternative! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #17

You won't believe this, but me and some friends were in a dive bar one time, and... Midnight Writer Jun 2019 #117

My foot. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2019 #13

While I'm glad that you are trimming your toenails, there are other ways of doing it ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2019 #129

I don't think it has ever happened but I have had nightmares about glass in my mouth. gordianot Jun 2019 #18

I have had that nightmare frequently as well. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #67

Years ago when I was still drinking.... quickesst Jun 2019 #19

Unleaded gasoline. MrScorpio Jun 2019 #20

Jello. It is truly the most god-awful food equivalent ever. PoindexterOglethorpe Jun 2019 #21

Some hot sauce that damn near made me pass out. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #22

Liver. Doreen Jun 2019 #23

I can't think of his name. eShirl Jun 2019 #25

. LuckyCharms Jun 2019 #37

It took you all 25 posts? gratuitous Jun 2019 #51

Same here. AnnieBW Jun 2019 #87

Touche! smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #68

You know I was going to go there too but I decided against it tymorial Jun 2019 #77

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2019 #131

Jerky Cartoonist Jun 2019 #26

That's the stuff of nightmares. ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #38

Not to worry about it Cartoonist Jun 2019 #46

This message was self-deleted by its author Stuart G Jun 2019 #85

It was college. My experimental phase. He seemed nice. Funtatlaguy Jun 2019 #27

Vegemite, tho grossest thing on gods green earth. Nt The Figment Jun 2019 #28

Marmite is better Pachamama Jun 2019 #29

It's strange stuff for sure, but sometimes I get a hankering for some ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #39

Yes--it's very reminiscent of that iron-supplement tablet I bit into.... lastlib Jun 2019 #139

Uni Lunabell Jun 2019 #30

I've never had it, but I've watched (and smelled) fish roe being cooked ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #40

I only had uni once, and NEVER AGAIN! 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #88

oysters or gear oil? rampartc Jun 2019 #31

Balut yes, nasty. Especially with that purple stuff I don't remember the name of. yonder Jun 2019 #62

Balut is one thing I would never go near ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #97

There was a post a day or so ago: yonder Jun 2019 #126

Concentrated sulfuric acid jpak Jun 2019 #32

off/bad Uni , I had it in my mouth for seconds and I can tast is now after ten years . stonecutter357 Jun 2019 #33

BAD childhood meal of pork + apple so bad, we will NEVER EVER EVER put apple w/ pork again. pansypoo53219 Jun 2019 #34

Flour bugs Freddie Jun 2019 #35

Barf! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #41

Which is why there is no such thing as a vegan Cartoonist Jun 2019 #48

Bugs and rodent droppings! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #49

The FDA calls it "allowable... 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #90

I recall muttering "Trump won" that night in November 2016 TheCowsCameHome Jun 2019 #36

Battery Acid Scoopster Jun 2019 #42

Creamed yellow squash. Aristus Jun 2019 #43

Wisdom teeth Shrek Jun 2019 #44

I don't know about that. I had mind pulled in my early 20s ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #50

I know what I'd say if I was Melania Trump. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #45

I was at a Korean restaurant yesterday and they had man doo on the menu Major Nikon Jun 2019 #47

That made me giggle! FM123 Jun 2019 #61

A wasp... Thomas Hurt Jun 2019 #52

Dog treats...I accidently started eating one and my other half asked what I was doing and... SWBTATTReg Jun 2019 #53

Out of bored curiosity I ate a Charlee Bear dog treat. Adsos Letter Jun 2019 #66

Took my dog to training classes ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #74

I have seen people at the televised dog shows take treats out of their mouths and... 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #92

A biscuit wouldn't be horrible, but a stinky meat based treat?! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #93

I forgot I peed in a styrofoam coffee cup and later on took a sip njhoneybadger Jun 2019 #54

What was it like? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #58

Salty and bitter njhoneybadger Jun 2019 #94

I will have to write to the WH to confirm this report with the "president" ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #95

Water buffalo penis, in Xian. rsdsharp Jun 2019 #55

A large syringe, jammed into the roof of my mouth, about 20 years ago. Paladin Jun 2019 #56

When I was a kid, I grabbed a snorkel from a nail on our back porch. Jane Austin Jun 2019 #57

When my sister was little, she voluntarily stuffed her mouth with rolly pollies ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #59

A piece of glass. FM123 Jun 2019 #60

Milk of magnesia is high on my list. Grammy23 Jun 2019 #63

Brake fluid MichMan Jun 2019 #64

Didn't you have a tube connected to it? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #79

It was a tossup between sea urchin sushi and veal sweetbreads. smirkymonkey Jun 2019 #69

I accidentally put psoriasis cream on my toothbrush Skittles Jun 2019 #70

Apparently, I'm the only one who thinks a mouthful of fart gas is the worst thing ever. Kaleva Jun 2019 #71

Ummm ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #82

Beef Bourgogne when the sauce just doesn't have that correct consistently. defacto7 Jun 2019 #72

Lamb chops with chunky mint sauce or mint sauce that is too runny! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #83

OMG, I just plotzed. defacto7 Jun 2019 #143

Lutefisk. NNadir Jun 2019 #73

I think I could take that over the pickled herring I tried ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #80

Scotch whiskey and bourbon CTyankee Jun 2019 #75

Durian fruit. Wretched stuff. CentralMass Jun 2019 #76

Chewing tobacco redstateblues Jun 2019 #78

Liquid potassium. Frustratedlady Jun 2019 #81

Yup, horrible stuff n/t TexasBushwhacker Jun 2019 #159

Changing little boy's diaper.... dawg day Jun 2019 #84

Cancer on the tongue. Surgeon had to cut on it 3 times.. Stuart G Jun 2019 #86

Chitterlings, or "chitlins," to give it the proper Southern pronunciation Glorfindel Jun 2019 #91

Oh man, I went out to eat with some people when I was in Lithuania ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #98

Diaper rash cream sorcrow Jun 2019 #96

Bong water...or maybe geoduck... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #99

Who dared you to drink bong water? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #100

I had poured the dirty bong water into a glass... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #102

Worst thing I ever put in my mouth when I was stoned ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #103

"Now weed is legal and has evolved into a snobbish subculture"... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #106

Exactly ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #107

Beer can, aluminum foil pipe... GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #113

Beats dealing with a crook in a park who carries a gun. Midnight Writer Jun 2019 #120

Orange juice right after I brushed my teeth. Mint and orange is a bad combination. n/t brewens Jun 2019 #101

The name trump MLAA Jun 2019 #105

Yep, even as a curse it is befouling.... RockRaven Jun 2019 #119

🥵🤢🤬🤮💩 MLAA Jun 2019 #122

Rainbow trout VarryOn Jun 2019 #108

Really? I gag at most fish, but I don't think I've even tried trout ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #109

I would not call them oily per se... but... RockRaven Jun 2019 #123

I dislike any kind of strong fishy taste ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #125

Fun to catch! VarryOn Jun 2019 #128

I think I caught a crappie out a lake once ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #134

Catfish can be fun to catch... VarryOn Jun 2019 #136

Although they are boney, I really like trout. I grew up catching them CentralMass Jun 2019 #124

Blue cheese dressing Bayard Jun 2019 #110

Yep, bleu cheese and feta both. yonder Jun 2019 #138

The words, "Trump won." EOM TruckFump Jun 2019 #111

Amniotic fluid mixed with foal poop csziggy Jun 2019 #112

OK - You Win!!! nt GReedDiamond Jun 2019 #114

Yay! Bayard Jun 2019 #144

It's just part of having a farm csziggy Jun 2019 #145

Mayonnaise, no question. Even Castor Oil is easier for me to swallow. n/t Hoyt Jun 2019 #115

What is the deal with mayo anyway? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #116

For me, I just don't like light colored saucescondiments. I can't explain it, but I have tried Hoyt Jun 2019 #121

Count me in with the no mayo group. I just don't get it. yonder Jun 2019 #140

Ecuadorian Indian Chicha COLGATE4 Jun 2019 #118

rocky mountain oysters lapfog_1 Jun 2019 #130

Well, you were nutty for trying them! ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #135

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2019 #132

An iron-supplement tablet my sister gave me when I was 12..... lastlib Jun 2019 #137

Ayahuasca shanny Jun 2019 #141

My dog's tongue. Kablooie Jun 2019 #142

But it was YOUR dog's tongue, not the tongue of some stranger's dog ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #147

Malta or aquarium water TuxedoKat Jun 2019 #146

I tried one called Malta Hatuey. Codeine Jun 2019 #154

HaHa TuxedoKat Jun 2019 #164

green persimmons yellowdogintexas Jun 2019 #148

That was a dirty trick your mom played on you ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #149

no argument from me there. I have told it many times too. nt yellowdogintexas Jun 2019 #150

An angry hornet -n/t Freelancer Jun 2019 #151

A piece of anchovy contaminating the piece of pizza I bit into. 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #152

In college I worked for awhile at an all you can eat pizza place ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #157

SHUDDER!!!! Literally cringeing! 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2019 #160

I accidentally got a mouthful of my piss once. Harker Jun 2019 #153

Okra. It's a vegetable that finishes in your mouth Codeine Jun 2019 #155

Skydrol hydraulic fluid bluecollar2 Jun 2019 #156

It's amazing what you can get in your mouth, isn't it? ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #158

Too true bluecollar2 Jun 2019 #161

Yuck enid602 Jun 2019 #162

Silica gel ball or a bug dustyscamp Jun 2019 #163