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pacalo

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31. As lost as a ball in high weeds.

Reply to Bertha Venation (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 03:50 AM

May 2012

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Your favorite insult similes? (example: dumb as a box of hair) [View all] Bertha Venation May 2012 OP

That guy's so lazy gratuitous May 2012 #1

>8} \8 HopeHoops May 2012 #2

He fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down. Scuba May 2012 #3

Can't really pipi_k May 2012 #4

"Dumber than a sack of hammers" hifiguy May 2012 #5

Hilarious, isn't it? I love it, but . . . Bertha Venation May 2012 #18

Mother, you have a black belt in Nag Fu! Rambis May 2012 #6

"You're as sharp as a bowling ball." Archae May 2012 #7

Too stupid to pour piss out of a boot... bluedigger May 2012 #8

Ugly as an armful of assholes. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2012 #9

"a couple of tacos short of a combination plate" KamaAina May 2012 #10

"Got into the stupid line twice." Archae May 2012 #11

One more, courtesy of my late father in law... Scuba May 2012 #12

Fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch along the way LynneSin May 2012 #13

A face like a bouquet of elbows. ohiosmith May 2012 #14

hahahahahaha Bertha Venation May 2012 #19

not an insult, but one of my faves: WolverineDG May 2012 #15

One French Fry short of a Happy Meal benld74 May 2012 #16

You've heard of wading in the shallow end of the gene pool. He's face down in the mud next to it. hobbit709 May 2012 #17

When I stand near him, I feel next to useless... nt Xipe Totec May 2012 #20

It takes him an hour and a half Ohio Dem May 2012 #21

Just as worthless Texasgal May 2012 #22

All Hat. No cattle. ThoughtCriminal May 2012 #23

He's got the brains of a trunk lid. A HERETIC I AM May 2012 #24

Oh lord! My dad was a walking collection of these. davsand May 2012 #25

I am drawn to these sort of colloquialisms/sayings siligut May 2012 #33

nice Kali May 2012 #40

Being a ranch person I figured you'd get my Dad's humor. davsand May 2012 #42

Not worth a warm pitcher of spit. Rex May 2012 #26

Lower than a skunk in a 10 gallon hat Bombero1956 May 2012 #27

So dumb he... Manifestor_of_Light May 2012 #28

If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. bluesbassman May 2012 #29

I was a very skinny teenager, my uncle used to say to me, crunch60 May 2012 #30

I grew up skinny, too. Iggo May 2012 #41

As lost as a ball in high weeds. pacalo May 2012 #31

"And just what is the weather like on your planet?" Angleae May 2012 #32

So skinny, if he turned sideways and stuck out his tongue mikeSchmuckabee May 2012 #34

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb on the tree. mikeSchmuckabee May 2012 #35

His gene pool couid've used more chlorine. RushIsRot May 2012 #36

Sharp as a tack and twice as flat-headed. RushIsRot May 2012 #37

When faced with something putrid: "That would gag a maggot" Burma Jones May 2012 #38

oh god, this is perfect in light of recent discussion and so NOT PC Kali May 2012 #39

So stupid couldn't find his ass in a phone booth with the FBI to help him. sarge43 May 2012 #43

He's/she's not the sharpest crayon in the box. MadrasT May 2012 #44

He's got a couple of plug wires pulled Populist_Prole May 2012 #45

My favorite from that arena of the polished insult - The House of Commons sarge43 May 2012 #46

Several crayons short of a full box LiberalEsto May 2012 #47