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In reply to the discussion: What's your favorite old joke? [View all]NBachers
(17,063 posts)3. "How'd you get that bump on your nose?"
"I smelled a brose."
"But there's no b in rose."
"Well, there was in this one."
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The lawyer said, Mickey, I hear you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy.....
LakeArenal
Jun 2018
#4
That's better than the one I learned. Do you know any other knockknock jokes?
bobbieinok
Jun 2018
#16
Years ago there were Tom Swiftie jokes. My brothers loved them. I don't remember any
bobbieinok
Jun 2018
#7
"There seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse," said Tom aloofly.
unblock
Jun 2018
#10
"Now how am I going to know what to buy at the grocery store?" Tom said listlessly.
left-of-center2012
Jun 2018
#56
What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. Would any kid today 'get' this?
bobbieinok
Jun 2018
#17
Railroadcrossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any 'r's? T-H-A-T
bobbieinok
Jun 2018
#18
😁 --- so this guy's wife says "you never listen to me. You've ignored everything I've said"
underpants
Jun 2018
#58