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3. "How'd you get that bump on your nose?"

Reply to Bayard (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2018, 02:26 AM

Jun 2018

"I smelled a brose."

"But there's no b in rose."

"Well, there was in this one."

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What's your favorite old joke? [View all] Bayard Jun 2018 OP

😂 Duppers Jun 2018 #1

Two men drinking in a NYC skyscraper jmowreader Jun 2018 #2

"How'd you get that bump on your nose?" NBachers Jun 2018 #3

The lawyer said, Mickey, I hear you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy..... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #4

That's funny! madaboutharry Jun 2018 #5

As a kid loved knock knock jokes. Only one jInremember now Knock knock- bobbieinok Jun 2018 #6

I knew the punch line as... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #15

That's better than the one I learned. Do you know any other knockknock jokes? bobbieinok Jun 2018 #16

One dumb one comes to mind... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #21

And this one for the English teacher in me LakeArenal Jun 2018 #22

Here are a couple courtesy of Alexa.... Heartstrings Jun 2018 #25

Here's one that's a bit esoteric: The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2018 #35

My best man told empedocles Jun 2018 #29

Years ago there were Tom Swiftie jokes. My brothers loved them. I don't remember any bobbieinok Jun 2018 #7

"There seems to be at least one blood-sucking insect in every outhouse," said Tom aloofly. unblock Jun 2018 #10

"Now how am I going to know what to buy at the grocery store?" Tom said listlessly. left-of-center2012 Jun 2018 #56

Oh dear gawd Boys Life. Iggo Jun 2018 #60

I've dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen. Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #73

"I'll never use that meat grinder again, said Tom offhandedly." longship Jun 2018 #80

"My parents took away my BB gun, said Tom lackadaisically." VOX Jun 2018 #82

"Sure is fun out here on this farm without any women!", said Tom sheepishly. retread Jun 2018 #86

Thank you! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2018 #8

How many Davis people does it take screw in a lightbulb? byronius Jun 2018 #9

A Bear and a Rabbit were taking a shit in the woods ... mr_lebowski Jun 2018 #11

The snail joke underpants Jun 2018 #12

I love the snail joke! nt zanana1 Jun 2018 #55

What's Irish and stays on the porch all winter? Rustynaerduwell Jun 2018 #13

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. Would any kid today 'get' this? bobbieinok Jun 2018 #17

We always said a nun or penguin in a blender. n/t woodsprite Jun 2018 #27

Me! Floyd R. Turbo Jun 2018 #14

Railroadcrossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that without any 'r's? T-H-A-T bobbieinok Jun 2018 #18

Chuckling all the way down through these! Bayard Jun 2018 #19

That's awesome BlueSpot Jun 2018 #45

Good one! red dog 1 Jun 2018 #62

How many... TlalocW Jun 2018 #20

We've been laugh at this one all day. LakeArenal Jun 2018 #23

That's awesome! n/t TexasBushwhacker Jun 2018 #32

Good one empedocles Jun 2018 #34

Yes! underpants Jun 2018 #57

(old internet joke) What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? crazycatlady Jun 2018 #24

One our childhood favorites.... Heartstrings Jun 2018 #26

Why can't a pony talk? Cracklin Charlie Jun 2018 #28

Knock, knock Ohiogal Jun 2018 #30

Why is a pig's tail Ohiogal Jun 2018 #31

The calm confidence of a Christian empedocles Jun 2018 #33

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2018 #36

I like that one! Ohiogal Jun 2018 #37

😁 --- so this guy's wife says "you never listen to me. You've ignored everything I've said" underpants Jun 2018 #58

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 #38

Not really a joke, but GP6971 Jun 2018 #39

My nephew made up this joke when he was five. Staph Jun 2018 #40

That chicken really got around discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2018 #49

Ozzy humour Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #41

That one made me laugh out loud! red dog 1 Jun 2018 #63

What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? cyclonefence Jun 2018 #42

Om empedocles Jun 2018 #52

Here's a couple... Xolodno Jun 2018 #43

Cat walks into a saloon with one foot bandaged SCantiGOP Jun 2018 #44

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I hope I can tell this one. PoindexterOglethorpe Jun 2018 #47

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire after a long day. 3Hotdogs Jun 2018 #48

What's purple and commutes Fortinbras Armstrong Jun 2018 #50

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods OnDoutside Jun 2018 #51

Fattest Pig Contest Goonch Jun 2018 #53

Paddy goes to the pub in Dublin Freddie Jun 2018 #54

Another old pig joke (the joke, not the pig!) Bayard Jun 2018 #59

Speaking of pig jokes.... red dog 1 Jun 2018 #64

why is poop tapered? mitch96 Jun 2018 #61

Here's an old "walks into a bar joke" red dog 1 Jun 2018 #65

Irish Potato and Idaho potato DiverDave Jun 2018 #66

What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? LeftInTX Jun 2018 #67

The Village Tavern Duppers Jun 2018 #68

Ding ding ding! Bayard Jun 2018 #72

Smartyass lawyer Duppers Jun 2018 #69

Crusty old parrot Duppers Jun 2018 #70

When I was born the doc told my mom "that sure is an ugly baby!" mokawanis Jun 2018 #71

A local housing inspector is having trouble figuring out out to check out a particular apartment Stuart G Jun 2018 #75

Norman Mailer Joke (WARNING PROFANE!) Snellius Jun 2018 #74

what is red and green and goes 100 mph ? stonecutter357 Jun 2018 #76

what is yellow and green and goes backwards100 mph ? Snellius Jun 2018 #78

A Joke about Driving Too Slow Stuart G Jun 2018 #77

Very short joke about HELL !!!!!.....yes it is clean....... Stuart G Jun 2018 #79

Why do farts smell? RoBear Jun 2018 #81

Ahh....fart jokes Bayard Jun 2018 #83

My grandpa on my mom's side died when I Was 7 OriginalGeek Jun 2018 #84

Groucho: 11 kids, uh? Why so many? Duppers Jun 2018 #85

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