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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 07:48 PM

9. I always thought Trump would help create a reality TV show about his Presidency.

 

I don't want to give him any ideas, but I can imagine his buddy Mark Burnett signing on. Creating a narrative, much like The Apprentice, where you don't get any of the stupid as fuck moments. Everything is scripted (as much as it can be with Trump).

- Trump goes to the situation room to hear his generals explain about the ongoing threat of ISIS, the reason, he is told, is because Obama failed to defeat them when he could have, a serious expression on his face.

- Trump holds a meeting with Republican reps to outline how he is ordering them to put the American people first! And how passing another big tax cut for billionaires will help the poor workers. Everyone agrees and smiles.

- Trump visits a border detention center which has previously been dolled up with nice beds and linen, and Trump has ordered Trump steaks to be served (one time) for the pictures. They hire a child actor to speak about how Trump is helping him/her and is the best. Trump smiles at them, pats their head.

- Trump meets with Ben Carson, and other black Americans to discuss helping the inner city communities. Explaining how cancelling after-school programs and increasing police funding instead will help them. Carson nods with glassy eyes.

Ending with the weekly collection of his BEST tweets, and the most flattering tweets back at him.

And....cut!


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