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In reply to the discussion: Republican Forest Preserve Official Goes Cuckoo [View all]Robert Czar
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1. Augment the war chests of the President and Board members, particularly by county vendors, who in return shall be awarded generous no-bid contracts. The circle of love cannot be broken.
2. Keep nepotism alive and well.
3. Hire spinners to keep the media and public focused on happy things, such as corn husk dolls and hayrides, instead of toxic waste, horse abuse and corruption.
4. Avoid controversy on a given project by quietly setting forth on the evil goal in small increments. Shh...
5. Develop, develop, develop... (See # 1 circle of love...)
6. Make sure no Democrats win so that the plan isn't exposed, aborted and prosecuted.
7. Always, always, always make as much money and benefits as possible off the taxpayers while claiming to be in favor of small government and low taxes.
8. Maintain good relations with the state's attorney's office and judges because you just never know...
9. Do as little work as possible and amplify small achievements.
10. Lie, cheat, steal...and don't get caught. (See # 8 if you do...)