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114. Hey you, Whitehouse, Ha ha charade you are.

Sat Oct 17, 2015, 06:50 AM

Oct 2015

You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....! .....! .....! .....!
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

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Pic Of The Moment: Anti-Choice Insanity [View all] EarlG Oct 2015 OP

Hunh? Pedoviejo2 Oct 2015 #1

and maybe a little fun of her own tk2kewl Oct 2015 #8

Or, some really good sex ... 1StrongBlackMan Oct 2015 #25

Spot On 1SBM - spot on! eom LittleGirl Oct 2015 #40

Are you volunteering to help out with that? Ken Burch Oct 2015 #103

Or at least hazardous duty pay ; ) 4_TN_TITANS Oct 2015 #107

True. maddiemom Oct 2015 #65

It's also "do as I say, not as I do" Warpy Oct 2015 #82

Perhaps timdog44 Oct 2015 #99

Not necessarily GeoWilliam750 Oct 2015 #100

Exactly my thought Fortinbras Armstrong Oct 2015 #117

translation: "I need to get laid & have never had an orgasm" wordpix Oct 2015 #125

No she doesn't. She's another rw extreme nutcase who wants to force us to live like her. trillion Oct 2015 #140

OK, I TRIED to be the first to rec this... TygrBright Oct 2015 #2

Try it, you'll like it Marthe48 Oct 2015 #3

I don't think having sex for pleasure is gonna be a problem for Monica. Botany Oct 2015 #4

LOL!!! Duppers Oct 2015 #38

LOL, I love that! eom LittleGirl Oct 2015 #41

For some odd reason, I am reminded MynameisBlarney Oct 2015 #54

Not much to be worried about there, ladies. hifiguy Oct 2015 #66

Ah, OK. sulphurdunn Oct 2015 #88

My lips would have to touch a heck of a lot of liquor before I'd let my lips touch those. Quasimodem Oct 2015 #95

No wonder they made drinking legal again. trillion Oct 2015 #142

Is that a guarantee? WhoIsNumberNone Oct 2015 #161

I resisted going there... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2015 #85

Couldn't resist this portrayal which comes to mind- SNL comedian Dana Carvey's 'Church Lady'.. appalachiablue Oct 2015 #150

Are men really on board? Marthe48 Oct 2015 #5

If Monica Miller's mindset takes hold, there will be a lot of nervous sheep. bulloney Oct 2015 #13

Her mindset is shared by many, many millions. Most of the GOP candidates Hortensis Oct 2015 #120

No, that doesn't work. knightmaar Oct 2015 #32

Shakers didn't have sex at all. IrishEyes Oct 2015 #122

my theory is that Shakers shook because wordpix Oct 2015 #126

There are still shakers whopis01 Oct 2015 #133

Good to know. Marthe48 Oct 2015 #136

Shakers in Maine XenaAmazon Oct 2015 #137

They are a continuation of the same group whopis01 Oct 2015 #146

There's an argument that the whole nazi thing was because of repressed sexual urges. Well the RW trillion Oct 2015 #143

They dont have to be on board quakerboy Oct 2015 #158

This message was self-deleted by its author BlueJazz Oct 2015 #6

Nothing new here droidamus2 Oct 2015 #7

Yep. I never realized it before, but I came of age before Roe vs Wade. maddiemom Oct 2015 #69

but now they are admitting it openly again. niyad Oct 2015 #90

Yes this evolved from having pain in childbirth to having pain in intercourse. DhhD Oct 2015 #106

Obvious wryter2000 Oct 2015 #9

If they were truly pro-life, they'd be leading discussion on a number of other issues. bulloney Oct 2015 #14

If men could get pregnant Rocknrule Oct 2015 #128

+10000, even their denial of the environment - they were massively agianst the environmental trillion Oct 2015 #145

Exactly! That's the dead give away right there. smirkymonkey Oct 2015 #115

In Catholic School the priest used to tell us not to entertain impure thoughts. Binkie The Clown Oct 2015 #10

Apparently Monica Miller tartan2 Oct 2015 #11

You mean "orgasm," don't you? bulloney Oct 2015 #15

"Miller" is apparently her married name. maddiemom Oct 2015 #72

Are you sure? (Oh, that poor SOB). /nt NCjack Oct 2015 #94

Maybe she should visit Hawaii? Laffy Kat Oct 2015 #108

Definition of a 'puritan:' LongTomH Oct 2015 #12

We've known all along that this was the case. But here's what's SO STUPID about all this... Triana Oct 2015 #16

Awesome post, Triana! silverweb Oct 2015 #73

Women as breed cattle, property - not human beings deserving of human rights. Triana Oct 2015 #77

Back atcha! silverweb Oct 2015 #87

So true. And vile. appalachiablue Oct 2015 #131

Way, way back, even before Christianity, Islam, or other such religions, maddiemom Oct 2015 #78

Isn't that why there is genital mutilation? Helen Borg Oct 2015 #135

Righteous!! emmadoggy Oct 2015 #144

Yes. Feminism is the radical idea that women are people. n/t whathehell Oct 2015 #149

^^^^^^^. BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2015 #151

She openly admits what we've all been saying. senz Oct 2015 #17

I want ejbr Oct 2015 #18

Is anyone really surprised? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2015 #19

Not me... yuiyoshida Oct 2015 #22

Not if I were on the jury. Feeling the Bern Oct 2015 #56

Me too! d_legendary1 Oct 2015 #63

you are too kind yuiyoshida Oct 2015 #124

Hey, Monica. Try to lighten up a bit, would you? Aldo Leopold Oct 2015 #20

don't you understand? NewJeffCT Oct 2015 #35

I think the Victorian approach was to tell young women about to be married hifiguy Oct 2015 #67

I don't know Doc Holliday Oct 2015 #21

The mentality is: "You screwed; you're screwed." forest444 Oct 2015 #23

Sorry about your luck Monica Miller. SamKnause Oct 2015 #24

... greatauntoftriplets Oct 2015 #26

It's OK with these nutcases if GUYS enjoy sex. Women, on the other hand.... ColesCountyDem Oct 2015 #27

O - O - O Monica! Plucketeer Oct 2015 #28

Because sex should be work, dammit Matariki Oct 2015 #29

+10000 trillion Oct 2015 #141

We just time-traveled PatSeg Oct 2015 #30

Some of us remember the 1950s, but clamshells Oct 2015 #46

Same here PatSeg Oct 2015 #50

I am so trying not to bring looks into this LibertyLover Oct 2015 #31

My thoughts exactly. 3catwoman3 Oct 2015 #74

Not a fan of the Puritans at all BUT truebluegreen Oct 2015 #110

Didn't Piper Laurie play her in a movie once? skypilot Oct 2015 #33

Whereas riding giant dildo shaped bombs until they explode in orgasmic pleasure on our enemies Johonny Oct 2015 #34

She's probably got a purse full of scarlet letters. Rozlee Oct 2015 #36

Instead of sex for mere pleasure..... Half-Century Man Oct 2015 #37

OMG! She's my mother! Duppers Oct 2015 #39

As a man, may I say to all the ladies that I as a young man NCjack Oct 2015 #42

+1 uponit7771 Oct 2015 #60

What about masturbation? Praek3 Oct 2015 #43

A Sperm Holocaust to be sure houston16revival Oct 2015 #62

This is the best thread LittleGirl Oct 2015 #44

An attitude right out of the 1950's. SpankMe Oct 2015 #45

Almira Gulch doesn't want anyone to have sex. louis-t Oct 2015 #47

wikipedia article clamshells Oct 2015 #48

WTF? NealK Oct 2015 #49

I am guessing MIZ MILLER has never enjoyed "sex for recreation, sex for mere pleasure" otherwise MADem Oct 2015 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author olddots Oct 2015 #52

Monica does not look too happy to me! Helen Borg Oct 2015 #53

I got 5 bucks, caaaash monies, that says MynameisBlarney Oct 2015 #55

She looks like a good ole prohibition gal, doesn't she passiveporcupine Oct 2015 #57

Did she HAVE to look like a prude? Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2015 #58

Yes. hifiguy Oct 2015 #68

She looks like the type that assigns seats for a kid's birthday party.... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2015 #70

She radiates all the joy of hifiguy Oct 2015 #80

I was gonna say she makes my dick hide behind my liver but didn't want it alerted. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2015 #81

Ha!! louis-t Oct 2015 #132

yes, b/c if she looked normal, she would have sex more wordpix Oct 2015 #127

Conservatives are funny when they get honest uponit7771 Oct 2015 #59

So .................. houston16revival Oct 2015 #61

So the Bedroom Police do exist! d_legendary1 Oct 2015 #64

Give the woman some slack. She's probably only had sex with conservatives. SunSeeker Oct 2015 #71

Betty Bowers at Landover Baptist! DemoTex Oct 2015 #75

"Condemnation without investigation is the highest form of ignorance.” Fritz Walter Oct 2015 #76

I'll bet she plays with her poo. valerief Oct 2015 #79

Anyone thats ever seen my posts knows what I think Elmer S. E. Dump Oct 2015 #83

Bitch be crazy. gregcrawford Oct 2015 #84

God designed us to have pleasure. PatrynXX Oct 2015 #86

These people are sick. blackspade Oct 2015 #89

Trivia: She is also the person who took the aborted fetus photos that anti-choice protesters use -nt TacoD Oct 2015 #91

OMFG! longship Oct 2015 #92

Monica is probably a Bunny Ranch employee that **cked Lamar Odom into a coma Submariner Oct 2015 #93

I'm getting a Phyllis Schlafly vibe off her... 47of74 Oct 2015 #96

At First, I Thought Monica Miller Was A Nun, NonMetro Oct 2015 #97

apparantly florida08 Oct 2015 #98

This has been said before: Lorien Oct 2015 #101

From the look on her face, sex and pleasure have never gone together. Ken Burch Oct 2015 #102

Yeah I was thinking the same exact thing LynneSin Oct 2015 #111

This message was self-deleted by its author Ken Burch Oct 2015 #112

---- whathehell Oct 2015 #148

Not my fantasies at all. Nightmares that happened to people I cared about. Ken Burch Oct 2015 #157

Sex for pleasure? Good luck with stopping that!!! Kath1 Oct 2015 #104

Monica! Your straight jacket and rubber room are waiting. longship Oct 2015 #105

That SO sounds like a fetish scenario... Ken Burch Oct 2015 #113

You know we can hear you, right? truebluegreen Oct 2015 #109

Hey you, Whitehouse, Ha ha charade you are. KG Oct 2015 #114

OMG! She's the very embodiment of that character Lily Tomlin made so famous on Laugh-in! Major Hogwash Oct 2015 #116

Pretty close to what I was taught Bradical79 Oct 2015 #118

What's next, Monica? Genital mutilation? /nt hopeforchange2008 Oct 2015 #119

Wow, a GOD a real GOD in the flesh................................ turbinetree Oct 2015 #121

What a horrible woman! longship Oct 2015 #123

I am shocked SHOCKED to find gambling going on here iandhr Oct 2015 #129

"Twitchy", Monica's husband, never got a nooner. /nt SDjack Oct 2015 #130

So, she would not put "casual sex" Helen Borg Oct 2015 #134

What.. year is this? WTH! trillion Oct 2015 #138

Is it just the antiquated hairdo, SusanCalvin Oct 2015 #139

All missionary position all the time for Monica. jalan48 Oct 2015 #147

Almost hard to believe this is real, sammythecat Oct 2015 #152

Ms. Miller needs to be schooled. 2015graduate Oct 2015 #153

And the problem with sex for pleasure is............? Dont call me Shirley Oct 2015 #154

Is it just me ...... rnk6670 Oct 2015 #155

Oh please Mira Oct 2015 #156

I hate seeing people try to foist off Puritanical prudery on PatrickforO Oct 2015 #159

And a red sash for you, my dear WhoIsNumberNone Oct 2015 #160

SOURCE! Leftist AF Oct 2015 #162