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rocktivity

(44,649 posts)
27. He simply has his medical procedures mixed up, that's all
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 01:48 PM
Feb 2015

Last edited Mon May 29, 2017, 11:17 PM - Edit history (2)

Colonoscopy A test that allows your doctor to look at the inner lining of your large intestine (rectum and colon)...(H)elps find ulcers, colon polyps, tumors, and areas of inflammation or bleeding...(T)issue samples can be collected (biopsy) and abnormal growths can be taken out. (It) can also be used as a screening test to check for cancer or precancerous growths in the colon or rectum (polyps).

Laparoscopy: a surgery that uses a thin, lighted tube put through a cut (incision) in the belly to look at the abdominal organs or the female pelvic organs. Laparoscopy is used to find problems such as cysts, adhesions, fibroids , and infection. Tissue samples can be taken for biopsy through the tube (laparoscope).


Frist-oscopy: a diagnosis made by a doctor outside his area of expertise by viewing a four-month-old video.

GOP-oscopy: A camera built into a vaginal probe determines if a fetus is present in order to intimidate women out of seeking abortions. Fulfills the federal definition of rape:

“The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.

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rocktivity
Your colonoscopy report has good news central scrutinizer Feb 2015 #1
Conversely, the CAT scan performed... 3catwoman3 Feb 2015 #6
For. The. WIN!!! MADem Feb 2015 #26
!!! Tarheel_Dem Feb 2015 #51
DUzy!!!!!!!!!!!! calimary Feb 2015 #58
Best first response in a thread I've seen in a long time NewJeffCT Feb 2015 #75
Got the Ron Paul pin, he's proudly to be ignorant. NYC_SKP Feb 2015 #2
he has a law degree, that means he had to attend college irisblue Feb 2015 #3
Orly Taintz has a Law Degree. You can get those from some shady institutions LynneSin Feb 2015 #13
I think she had brains but lost them from too much mercury vapors. This guy, on the other hand... Xipe Totec Feb 2015 #73
COLLEGE?????? AlbertCat Feb 2015 #48
Maybe he went to 'Christian' schools. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Feb 2015 #74
Very Easy father founding Feb 2015 #4
OTOH, if they insert a camera into his rectum, maybe they will find his brain. (n/t) thesquanderer Feb 2015 #5
Or that his head embedded in there doesn't have a brain... cascadiance Feb 2015 #61
My theory 47of74 Feb 2015 #7
I'm not sure I want to know how you found that link jmowreader Feb 2015 #45
Been interested in video game history for a few years. 47of74 Feb 2015 #81
Was he serious? KansDem Feb 2015 #8
the scarier part is just how much more ignorant are the people who vote for these morans. niyad Feb 2015 #10
That's always MY first thought Plucketeer Feb 2015 #43
hey, vito, hate to tell you, but "fantastic voyage" was FICTION. niyad Feb 2015 #9
Say it ain't soooooooooo! Politicalboi Feb 2015 #35
there, there, did not mean to spoil your day!!! niyad Feb 2015 #37
That was my first thought! I was one of the people standing outside the premiere for that movie deurbano Feb 2015 #47
O/T, but going to that movie was my very first date! WinkyDink Feb 2015 #57
Memories! My response was O/T, too. But when I remembered the premiere, I googled... deurbano Feb 2015 #63
Would've been more fun if his younger brother hadn't tagged along! :-P WinkyDink Feb 2015 #82
I really hope... onyourleft Feb 2015 #11
I suspect you won't have to hope very hard LynneSin Feb 2015 #15
Good. onyourleft Feb 2015 #18
forget the life and death part. they should NEVER be in a position to make ANY decisions for niyad Feb 2015 #38
+10 appalachiablue Feb 2015 #46
what a maroon florida08 Feb 2015 #12
Note the Ron Paul badge...idiots of a feather, etc. CanonRay Feb 2015 #14
good one! nt Cryptoad Feb 2015 #19
Except VA_Jill Feb 2015 #59
How can you grow up to adulthood CanonRay Feb 2015 #60
sad tale, but true: a young college woman, on being told the test was positive, was heard to niyad Feb 2015 #65
I seriously overheard this conversation at a coffee shop frequented by college students: raven mad Feb 2015 #67
oh my word. I seriously hope Deb slapped the hell out of him, or, at the very least, niyad Feb 2015 #79
Well now we know MissDeeds Feb 2015 #16
sad proof barbtries Feb 2015 #17
Dumber and dumber. nt Duval Feb 2015 #20
He thinks it would delay an abortion because it takes a week to get the photos alfredo Feb 2015 #21
Glossy or matte? Roland99 Feb 2015 #24
Matte, glare affects his cataracts. alfredo Feb 2015 #28
Matte can cause chafing when wiping, though Roland99 Feb 2015 #62
Makes him feel like a real man. alfredo Feb 2015 #64
Rachel did a fantastic job on this idiot. Enthusiast Feb 2015 #22
And men like these want to have a role in determining women's health choices? SwissTony Feb 2015 #23
He takes 'dumb as a Republican' to a new low. vkkv Feb 2015 #25
Yeah he sure as hell does that. 47of74 Feb 2015 #68
He simply has his medical procedures mixed up, that's all rocktivity Feb 2015 #27
those last two medical procedures are clearly detrimental to one's health. niyad Feb 2015 #80
This is how they like their... Mike Nelson Feb 2015 #29
Oh sweet Jesus shenmue Feb 2015 #30
To this guy a hole is a hole. Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2015 #31
No, no, no. Have her husband tape a camera to his you-know-what. tclambert Feb 2015 #32
How do we lose elections to these idiot assholes? world wide wally Feb 2015 #33
Have you seen the people who watch Faux News LynneSin Feb 2015 #36
I don't see how an idiot like this gets even 5 votes, let alone enough to win an election. world wide wally Feb 2015 #41
If the swallowed camera sees no fetus, then the subsequent procedure is not an abortion. Jim Lane Feb 2015 #34
Well, you know they have teeth down there... WhoIsNumberNone Feb 2015 #39
Because of this asshole ellie Feb 2015 #40
Another in a long line of STOOPID fuck Pukes and Baggers. SoapBox Feb 2015 #42
Is this level of ignorance tolerated in other countries? LeftinOH Feb 2015 #44
My friend, who works in early education, showed me this! AlbertCat Feb 2015 #49
What the F^@%? progressoid Feb 2015 #52
Next up for a seat on the Science Committee! AllyCat Feb 2015 #50
He claims he was making a rhetorical point by asking the question. knightmaar Feb 2015 #53
Then he also doesn't know what "rhetorical question" means. Maybe he could swallow a small WinkyDink Feb 2015 #56
Yeah, I just watched the video. knightmaar Feb 2015 #78
Oh. my. dog. marym625 Feb 2015 #54
It would have to take quite the detour! WinkyDink Feb 2015 #55
Well he does suffer from an infectious disease. Initech Feb 2015 #66
Dumb-fuck-itis. 47of74 Feb 2015 #69
Nothing to do here but laugh. PatrickforO Feb 2015 #70
I'd always thought these representatives had advisors??? WTF? C Moon Feb 2015 #71
what a idiot santroy79 Feb 2015 #72
Ladies and Gentleman - let me introduce you to NewJeffCT Feb 2015 #76
Actually..... AlbertCat Feb 2015 #77
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