Conan the dog is a hero. But Trump is using him for attention.

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5. Let's face it.

Everything in the universe exists primarily to meet Trump's needs.

If there are leftovers of any particular thing--chocolate cake, ice cream, paper towels, air--then he gracious allows them to be shared.

Conan the Dog just has to face reality. Why should he be spared the awful truth that afflicts the rest of us on a daily basis just because he's a dog? At least he's seen horrible things up close before due to his war experiences. That gives him some preparation.


(That being said, I hope Conan takes a cue from the French knights in Monty Python's Search For the Holy Grail.
"I fart in your general direction!" )