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man4allcats

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27. I would say that your grandmother wears combat boots
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 11:04 PM
Feb 2012

but I'd rather relate a perhaps more clever witticism I once saw in a restaurant behind the counter by the cash register. To wit:

Arguing with a waitress is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Sooner or later you realize the pig likes it.

Run along now, little oinker. I've grown weary of you.

And there you have it. n/t yankeepants Feb 2012 #1
If humans were immortal would there be religion? fasttense Feb 2012 #2
It would still be likely, just not as visceral. The Doctor. Feb 2012 #20
"An atheist has to know a lot more than I know." - Carl Sagan - nt onehandle Feb 2012 #3
Billions and billions of recs! FailureToCommunicate Feb 2012 #4
Wouldn't it be cool VWolf Feb 2012 #5
As an atheist, I find some solace in knowing that once my death occurs man4allcats Feb 2012 #6
How do you know for a "fact?" Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #7
God talks to me and man4allcats Feb 2012 #8
Burden of proof... Fearless Feb 2012 #9
No one has proof. That's my point. Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #14
Define "fact." man4allcats Feb 2012 #15
Something knowable. Verifiable. Empirically tested and defined. Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #19
Mental gymnastics are what differentiate us man4allcats Feb 2012 #21
Mmmmkay ... Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #22
Why do you care what I think or say? man4allcats Feb 2012 #23
So, you'll huff and you'll puff and you'll build a straw man. Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #24
Well I am impressed that you too can use bold. Kudos. Quite an accomplishment. man4allcats Feb 2012 #25
And I'm pretty sure that your ad hominem wasn't that clever. n/t Fantastic Anarchist Feb 2012 #26
I would say that your grandmother wears combat boots man4allcats Feb 2012 #27
How cute. Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2012 #29
Hey.... MrMickeysMom Mar 2012 #31
True ... Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2012 #32
Interesting... MrMickeysMom Mar 2012 #28
+1 Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2012 #30
Agnosticism DireStrike Feb 2012 #10
Thanks for the J Cash and Willie Nelson, kris Kristoferson, Waylon Jennings Dont call me Shirley Feb 2012 #12
And where's the evidence to back up the statement CrawlingChaos Feb 2012 #11
If we all believed that we would live in exquisite love and moral depth. Dont call me Shirley Feb 2012 #13
I understand where you are coming from... tex-wyo-dem Feb 2012 #18
Spam deleted by La Lioness Priyanka (MIR Team) dsfgerher Feb 2012 #16
MattSh Diclotican Feb 2012 #17
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