Romney to woo key conservative group at NRA event

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9. slick willard, the rich wall-street Mormon....

"...is trying to woo conservative groups..."....with his lifeless campaign and boring personality....good luck willard!

....allow me to make a suggestion: fellatio...."I don't line up with the NRA."....well, now you must and no better place to start than on your rich conservative knees with all the small dicks at the NRA....giving good head will cause most god-pukes and baggers to see things your way....

....don't worry about size, focus on votes....I believe my small dick is much larger than it is when I'm holding a 44 Magnum....