He's talking lead lined Bibles. The kids stuff them in their clothes, use em as body armor. (Reply #110)

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Sun Jun 1, 2014, 09:41 PM

McCamy Taylor (19,240 posts)

110. He's talking lead lined Bibles. The kids stuff them in their clothes, use em as body armor.

Oh, wait. That stops the radiation from the spacemen's blasters. Never mind.

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136 replies	Author	Time	Post
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson says bibles in schools will prevent school shootings [View all]	uhnope	May 2014	OP
Nearly every school already has at least one Bible in the school library	Shoulders of Giants	May 2014	#1
Nor stop a church shooting	Bernardo de La Paz	May 2014	#50
Bibles	Scarsdale	May 2014	#53
Well,	Scarsdale	May 2014	#58
OMG. I hadn't heard about that particular atrocity. Sickening.	catbyte	Jun 2014	#94
Animal abuse	Scarsdale	Jun 2014	#118
No. No, they're just paper. Bullets go right on through.	LadyHawkAZ	May 2014	#2
Perhaps you are thinking of Kevlar.	Bernardo de La Paz	May 2014	#13
Yes, that's what I meant, thanks n/t	LadyHawkAZ	May 2014	#16
Kevlar Bibles?	JeffHead	May 2014	#37
Can you imagine how thick a Kevlar bible would be?	jmowreader	May 2014	#46
Message auto-removed	Name removed	Jun 2014	#127
Teflon Bibles are good for cooking.	klook	Jun 2014	#89
Which books can stop a bullet and save your life	McCamy Taylor	Jun 2014	#111
You beat me to it -	TBF	May 2014	#27
how I despise these conservative freaks	Skittles	May 2014	#3
Yeah, give everyone a bible, they can chuck it at the fucking shooter.	Autumn	May 2014	#4
Why would anyone give two shits what this fool thinks?	Laurian	May 2014	#5
Throw it at a shooter???	Half-Century Man	May 2014	#6
That is not true at all...and no one really believes that.	Tikki	May 2014	#7
sigh Sorry Phil your show has run its course, Its done.	951-Riverside	May 2014	#8
Thats why he is going the Palin route...	Moostache	Jun 2014	#117
Magical fucking thinking...	Blue Idaho	May 2014	#9
That's probably why they often put them on the nightstands at hotels	nolabels	May 2014	#51
Only if they're large and lead-plated nt	LiberalEsto	May 2014	#10
Bible didn't prevent the guy who shot up a Sunday church service. nt	Bernardo de La Paz	May 2014	#11
Good point	perdita9	May 2014	#17
Nor Dr. Tiller. nm	SCVDem	May 2014	#31
They weren't true christians	awoke_in_2003	May 2014	#40
Unitarians.	GeorgeGist	May 2014	#48
That's because the priest and altar boys didn't have guns	bhikkhu	May 2014	#82
Phil Robertson said this?	SwankyXomb	May 2014	#12
his comment	handmade34	May 2014	#28
Perhaps if this information was preached in churches instead of the hate the RW gives it might deter	Thinkingabout	May 2014	#14
Would Bibles on Wall Street prevent greed and theft?	perdita9	May 2014	#15
And what does he recommend for preventing	rocktivity	May 2014	#18
His competitors' duck calls	jmowreader	May 2014	#29
The guy	2naSalit	May 2014	#19
Clearly it worked at this church	Blue Owl	May 2014	#20
Are they not actors	Ahpook	May 2014	#21
No. But try sheep bladders.	AngryAmish	May 2014	#22
Ah...yup	Augiedog	May 2014	#23
Well said.	Louisiana1976	May 2014	#26
Lunatic. nt	onehandle	May 2014	#24
Hey Phil, you have no clue	Mnpaul	May 2014	#25
School shootings	mainstreetonce	May 2014	#30
Are we supposed to stuff them in jackets to make bullet proof vests?	Spitfire of ATJ	May 2014	#32
Cheaper than kevlar....	paleotn	May 2014	#34
Only if you have enough of them: Mythbusters 'Phone Book Armour'	LongTomH	May 2014	#36
Make a big stack of them and hide behind it.	JoePhilly	Jun 2014	#124
...and the Quran prevents lightning strikes! nt	Earth_First	May 2014	#33
Damn...gotta get some of those too. (nt)	paleotn	May 2014	#35
Dammit!! Who asked Duck Dumbass a question?	Thor_MN	May 2014	#38
Phil isn't nuts.	sulphurdunn	May 2014	#39
Liar.	SoapBox	May 2014	#41
facepalm	sakabatou	May 2014	#42
Well, in the movie	Turbineguy	May 2014	#43
Theocrats suck	blkmusclmachine	May 2014	#44
that is quacktabulous thinking there !	lunasun	May 2014	#45
Actual ducks	shenmue	Jun 2014	#109
Yes even cartoon ducks are smarter - Yes even Daffy Duck would call that	lunasun	Jun 2014	#132
Ah, yes, because that did such a great job in Bath, Wisconsin. CORRECTION: MICHIGAN	politicat	May 2014	#47
Michigan	SCVDem	May 2014	#62
Thanks. Apparently, brain on auto-correct=fail mode.	politicat	May 2014	#64
Damn, didn't know this	packman	May 2014	#67
I read that a while back and was shocked it had happened all that long ago.	Jamastiene	Jun 2014	#98
Of course, Phil didn't object when the precept to "love your neighbor" was violated by Jim Crow. n/t	radicalliberal	May 2014	#49
Not only that	Cartoonist	May 2014	#52
What is the appeal of this show	Gothmog	May 2014	#54
Never seen it	rpannier	May 2014	#56
Because it all worked so well when they integrated the schools.	CBHagman	May 2014	#55
Apparently Phil and GOP still hasn't learned lesson, if not ever...	TRoN33	May 2014	#57
Sounds like he's drumming out a new DD endorsed product.	JohnnyRingo	May 2014	#59
Phil, just go away.	Rhinodawg	May 2014	#60
You know how you say "God's Own Party" in Arabic?	cactusfractal	May 2014	#61
Sure.	davidthegnome	May 2014	#63
He has an interesting point, though I disagree with the	treestar	May 2014	#65
Bibles in hotel rooms prevent prostitution and adultery, so why not?	hvn_nbr_2	May 2014	#66
I work at a hotel.	davidthegnome	May 2014	#69
Quite the opposite, Duckman!	americannightmare	May 2014	#68
I don't know...might work..	abakan	May 2014	#70
More likely in that scenario, it would not be one person, but a large group	Jamastiene	Jun 2014	#99
you have a point....	abakan	Jun 2014	#100
He puts daffy in the duck.	kairos12	May 2014	#71
Robertson Personifies What Is Wrong About Religion	DallasNE	May 2014	#72
The Pope does not..	abakan	May 2014	#77
"When I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally,"	jtuck004	May 2014	#73
Maybe they should just try FOLLOWING the Bible	Z_California	May 2014	#74
Wasn't Hitler a Christian, and therefore "right with God"?	Beartracks	May 2014	#75
Of course it will stop the shootings,	Arthur_Frain	May 2014	#76
Bibles really will solve the shooting problems!	quakerboy	May 2014	#78
God is one of the leading causes of death.	BadgerKid	May 2014	#79
Bibles in school	tooeyeten	May 2014	#80
So tiring	MFrohike	May 2014	#81
Yo, Duck Turd...Crawl back under your rock n/t	pauliedangerously	May 2014	#83
I've seen people hide guns in hollowed out Bibles.	tclambert	May 2014	#84
Proving that the the only thing that defeats a good person with a bible is a bigot with a bible.	merrily	May 2014	#85
Yes, but what will prevent you from opening your mouth and saying stupid shit?	DeSwiss	Jun 2014	#86
Maybe if you pick the Bible verses very carefully.	JDPriestly	Jun 2014	#87
Why is it	Shadowflash	Jun 2014	#88
Phil Robertson for GOP Presidential candidate 2016...looks good to me for....	steve2470	Jun 2014	#90
He was invited to speak at the Republican Leadership Conference.	Martin Eden	Jun 2014	#91
It says a lot about the GOP's desperation.	olddad56	Jun 2014	#92
That they are so fucked up ??	lunasun	Jun 2014	#133
Ugh will these idiots ever go away?	Initech	Jun 2014	#93
Duck Dynasty Season 5 Finale Hits Ratings Low	Zorra	Jun 2014	#95
And we listen to him why?	ebbie15644	Jun 2014	#96
Lol, has he ever actually read the Bible?	Jamastiene	Jun 2014	#97
A cheap and feckless claim.	stopbush	Jun 2014	#101
best solution Hoam Skool	bookreader451	Jun 2014	#102
Welcome to DU!	Agschmid	Jun 2014	#103
Thank you	bookreader451	Jun 2014	#116
Don't forget to stop by our Welcome & Help forum to say Hi!	Agschmid	Jun 2014	#123
Religious extremists as well as political extremists are backing themselves into a corner.	pinto	Jun 2014	#105
Phil for Vice President	tooeyeten	Jun 2014	#104
Naw dude, Palin/Nugent ticket	They_Live	Jun 2014	#106
True "Jindal will never ever be president"	tooeyeten	Jun 2014	#107
Mr. Robertson, how on earth will Bibles help in any form during a shooting?	antiGOPin294	Jun 2014	#108
He's talking lead lined Bibles. The kids stuff them in their clothes, use em as body armor.	McCamy Taylor	Jun 2014	#110
Sorry everyone but Phil is right that bibles in schools might help protect the children.	cstanleytech	Jun 2014	#112
Yes, let us go back to the Christian days of yore......	DeSwiss	Jun 2014	#113
If anything	JesterCS	Jun 2014	#114
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson says duck calls in schools will prevent school shootings	truthisfreedom	Jun 2014	#115
Duck calls	Scarsdale	Jun 2014	#119
Those who don't learn their history are doomed to repeat it.	AtheistCrusader	Jun 2014	#120
Depends on how big the bible is vs the momentum of the bullet.	yellowcanine	Jun 2014	#121
He didn't "touch on" separation of church and state . . .	hatrack	Jun 2014	#122
Just look at all the killing that the Bible has prevented over the centuries? Duuuuh!	Stratosgc	Jun 2014	#125
How about other biblical values?	DetlefK	Jun 2014	#126
Phil and Pat Robertson ... both fake bullshiters ...	pbmus	Jun 2014	#128
I suppose it might.	Arkana	Jun 2014	#129
The Taliban feels the same way. Use the Koran to get right with GOD and kill any one that doesn't	geretogo	Jun 2014	#130
Oh, yes, and scrap those math and science books in Louisiana. Jindal would agree.	AlinPA	Jun 2014	#131
As nutty as Bill Crozier's idea: using textbooks as shields during school shootings	Heidi	Jun 2014	#134
Idiot.	stranger81	Jun 2014	#135
"Education is useless . . ."	another_liberal	Jun 2014	#136

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